These Stupid Ranks

[Edema Rue she/her]

6 hours ago, Trutharchivist said:

Care if I wait for you to get splintered then try to use Connection to take over?

I mean, I'm an Elantrian. I'm stuck as an Elantrian. I have very little way to advance, I think. But I can join the Ire and try to get a Shard on our side! It's not like it backfired when Ruin sabotaged our attempts to take Preservation or something...

Oh, go for it. No harm done, right?

[Manamo]

All these whimsical titles and names really intrigue me. I've always loved the creativity and uniqueness of this community. I hope we will all succeed with high ranks some day. I'm sending love and good thoughts to you all from the land of the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Tribe while I sip my morning coffee and watch the sun rise over the snowy hills of Appalachia.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Dawnsinger!

[Telrao she/her]

Anybody want some waffles?  

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

7 minutes ago, Telrao said:

Anybody want some waffles?  

Ohohoh can I have some?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Telrao said:

Anybody want some waffles?  

*raises hand*

[Wierdo he/him]

1 hour ago, Telrao said:

Anybody want some waffles?  

Maaay I have some?
* Raises hand with the others*

[Telrao she/her]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Ohohoh can I have some?

18 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*raises hand*

8 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

Maaay I have some?
* Raises hand with the others*

Waffles for everybody! *pulls out waffle stand with a variety of sauces* Help yourselves!  *smiles and hides vial of metal behind back*

And they are deeefinitely not spiked, no sir! Nothing illegal happening at alll   

[Wierdo he/him]

Just now, Telrao said:

Waffles for everybody! *pulls out waffle stand with a variety of sauces* Help yourselves!  *smiles and hides vial of metal behind back*

And they are deeefinitely not spiked, no sir! Nothing illegal happening at alll   

* Offers @Through The Living Glass a waffle*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Telrao said:

Waffles for everybody! *pulls out waffle stand with a variety of sauces* Help yourselves!  *smiles and hides vial of metal behind back*

And they are deeefinitely not spiked, no sir! Nothing illegal happening at alll   

I trust that.

*noms*

Just now, Wierdo said:

* Offers @Through The Living Glass a waffle*

*double noms*

[Immortal Platypus]

I'm a rambleman? That doesn't sound right. I barely even ramble. I'm always straight and to the point. Now back in my day, we didn't call people ramblers. It was considered impolite.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

A Splinter of Honor itself, I have decided to emerge from hiding

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SprenOfKaladinSenseOfHumor said:

A Splinter of Honor itself, I have decided to emerge from hiding

Hi there! Welcome to the Shard!

You may want to make an introductory post, to tell us what you've read and a little bit about yourself!

You can make the post here!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I have (WaT I don't know the chapter, I'll say Day 8 to be safe)

Spoiler

Entered the physical realm like Notum, I still don't know how.

 I now work the fields as a plantation skaa. If I get 1 more upvote, I can insult my plantation lord enough so that I get sent to the Pits of Hathsin. Then, I can use the perpendicularity to worldhop to Roshar and become a darkeyes.

 

EDIT: After a long journey in Shadesmar, I have reached cultivation's perpendicularity. As a spren, the Horneaters there revere me, so they helped me reach Jah Keved where I could become a darkeyes.

 

EDIT 2: One more, and I can enlist in the Jah Keved army.

Edited April 16, 2025 by SprenOfKaladinSenseOfHumor

[Edema Rue she/her]

Wait a sec

what is a The Broken One

and why is it better than being a shard?

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

16 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

what is a The Broken One

and why is it better than being a shard?

Way of Kings/Stormlight general

Spoiler

Comes from a Death Rattle from TWoK: “Three of sixteen ruled, but now the Broken One reigns.”
Very likely referring to Odium

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[Edema Rue she/her]

4 hours ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

Way of Kings/Stormlight general

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Comes from a Death Rattle from TWoK: “Three of sixteen ruled, but now the Broken One reigns.”
Very likely referring to Odium

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OH that’s really cool. Man, I guess I need to reread Stormlight. Again. Even though I reread it before WaT…  

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I   A M   T H E   S T O R M F A T H E R 

C H I L D   O F   O D I U M 

W H A T   H A V E   Y O U   D O N E   W I T H   T H E   A N C I E N T   D A U G H T E R

or whatever it is

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I don't know how a Scadrian Waffle Cook outranks Full Feruchemists, Full Shardbearers, Wyrn the King, and Torturer of Heralds, but sure.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Alright. I kinda miss having noble blood. Breath just isn't a good substitute.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

I like killing stuff

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

DWAAAAAAAAGON

[ShatteredDiamond She/Her]

I think we should put zuchinni in the positive rankings somewhere above my current status I've always wanted to be a vegetable

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

DWAAAAAAAAGON

I wanna be a dragon.

[Edema Rue she/her]

On 7/25/2024 at 6:24 PM, AonEne said:

Oh hey I'm the Hero of Ages  turns out it wasn't Alendi, Vin, or Sazed, it was actually me all along! 

Turns out it wasn’t Alendi, Vin, Sazed, or you…it is I!! The hero of ages!