These Stupid Ranks

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

 

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Wondering how many people here know where it's from

 

 

Edited May 26, 2025 by Just A Silvereye

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Just A Silvereye said:

 

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Sorry for poor image quality, I couldn't find anything better

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Wondering how many people here know where it's from

 

 

Ahh Asterix and the Soothsayer

I get to be a Prelan now. I don't get why Arteth is above normal Obligators.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

9 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Ahh Asterix and the Soothsayer

I get to be a Prelan now. I don't get why Arteth is above normal Obligators.

Oh it's the Soothsayer in English? Cool. 

*looks up* and that's actually a better translation for devin than seer would be, apparently. Joke's on me.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I completely missed when I became a House Lord and I have 100 rep!

Actually I have 101 now... *sigh*.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I have finally become an Allomancer! I am still misting being a crew leader though...

I just hope I'm not a gnat. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Woaaahhhhh

i’m Adonalsium

full and unshattered

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*snickers*

Shard of Glass

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

OOOO I CAN MAKE PEOPLE EXPLODE INTO BLOOD

(for context, i am a Soulcaster)

Edited July 22, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

OOOO I CAN MAKE PEOPLE EXPLODE INTO BLOOD

(for context, i am a Soulcaster)

I recently became an Envisager.

'Cept instead of waiting for the return of the Radiants, I'm bringing the return.

[al_lan_mandragoran]

Hehe. @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren. I am a crewleader.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, al_lan_mandragoran said:

Hehe. @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren. I am a crewleader.

So... you are the Crew Leader...

I really miss when I was a Crew Leader. One day, I woke up and I was a crew leader. The next day, I had already moved on

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Now I have become Life, the Bringer of Worlds

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Just A Silvereye said:

Now I have become Life, the Bringer of Worlds

Actually I'm mostly sure that you're an old Terrismen from Classical Scadrial. Kwaan was one.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

I have no idea what an envisager is but I'm here for it.

[Treamayne]

3 hours ago, The Honorable One said:

I have no idea what an envisager is but I'm here for it.

Stormlight Archive Spoilers

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It was the cult to which Teft's parents belonged (that put themselves in harm's way to try to get spontaneous surgebinding).
Coppermind - Envisagers

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

King's Tester!

WoR I think

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I get to find out Taravangian's intelligence levels!

 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Son of Honor

I’m part of the most ineffective of Roshar’s secret societies lol

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Son of Honor

I’m part of the most ineffective of Roshar’s secret societies lol

thats crazy

YOO IM A WYRM

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

thats crazy

YOO IM A WYRM

You’re a… spinner

Quick rapidly rotate for us

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

29 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

You’re a… spinner

Quick rapidly rotate for us

ok

*spins*

wait no I think it means I have infinite luck

*does lottery*

*wins a dragon*

I didn't even know that was a prize!

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

ok

*spins*

wait no I think it means I have infinite luck

*does lottery*

*wins a dragon*

I didn't even know that was a prize!

What’s its name?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

What’s its name?

LD

Lottery Dragon

The Dragon King of Luck

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

Okay, I've gone from Spearman to Bridgeman to Noble-Blooded. These ranks are jumping around a tad. Also (SA spoilers)

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(Why is Spearman to Bridgeman a promotion? Having armor vs 99% chance of death in a unprotected charge at arrows.)

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

17 minutes ago, Booknewt said:

Okay, I've gone from Spearman to Bridgeman to Noble-Blooded. These ranks are jumping around a tad. Also (SA spoilers)

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(Why is Spearman to Bridgeman a promotion? Having armor vs 99% chance of death in a unprotected charge at arrows.)

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You get a cooler sounding name, which is more important than life

 

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

6 minutes ago, Just A Silvereye said:

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You get a cooler sounding name, which is more important than life

 

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