These Stupid Ranks

[Edema Rue she/her]

The student has become the master. 

[Immortal Platypus]

no, the original basket is still a basket so you're still an apprentice.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Do you all know where some deathsticks are? A High prince I am and a High prince I shall be!

Edit: "I've got this strange rock in my pocket!"

Pulls out a stone with a vein of quartz.

"It looks tasty!"

*Crunches and swallows*

"Yummy, yummy!"

Edited December 7, 2022 by Ookla the Myopic

[S. Stormy she/her]

Ooh stealing things mysteriously. Yay!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

HoNOR IS NOT DEAD SO LONG AS HE LIVES IN THE HEARTS OF MEN!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I am silent. I gather things. Like marshmallows. 

Sorry, the roleplay is just perfect right now and all that. 

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Time to go lord over some skaa. *Annoying rich person laughter*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

On 12/11/2022 at 7:50 PM, Ookla the Kobold said:

Time to go lord over some skaa. *Annoying rich person laughter*

OOOH I can leave my spren children in your shoe now!

Edit: And now I have gone from being Capricious to being Machiavellian!

Edited December 14, 2022 by Ookla the Myopic

[Immortal Platypus]

I'm a horrible person!!!!! worse than you were Kobold!

[Going_North_cal]

DAAAAAWNSIIIIINGERRRR

dawnsinger dawnsinger ahahaha

[Trutharchivist he/him]

I no longer make Fabrials. Now, I'm...

Convincing people to commit suicide to have the Knights Radiant return? Almighty above and all the heralds, how is this a step up?

Well, at least I'm not trying to bring about a Desolation like those storming Sons of Honor.

[Going_North_cal]

tarachin superstar??

at last

pro gamer

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Savant! Also 1600 rep, nice.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I’m a Forescout now! That’s fun, I suppose. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

My blood is ghostly, which makes the rest of me a ghost as well. or at least dead.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

MMmmm, tasty scadrian waffles. Are they smooth or crunch? Do they have something similar to peanut butter? 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

14 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

MMmmm, tasty scadrian waffles. Are they smooth or crunch? Do they have something similar to peanut butter? 

I think the Scadrians have waffles similar to Earth waffles.

Rosharan waffles, on the other hand...

 

I WIELD THE DEAD CORPSE OF A SHARD OF A SHARD OF THE CREATOR OF THE COSMERE!

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

I HAVE (limited) ACCESS TO THE POWERS OF ALLOMANCY MUAHAHA.

[AonEne he/him]

What a great birthday gift - I was reformed from a Splintered Shard to a Shard! Watch out world XD 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

King's tester. I test things for the king. I also get poisoned a lot, no one seems to like him.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I have the least-explored Cosmere magic system of all time! FEAR MY AMBIGUOUS CAPABILITIES!

[Telrao she/her]

Time to kind of sort of predict the future and kind of sort of defy Alethi society! HA!

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Hey! When it comes to committing heresies against Vorinism, no one does it better than my sect! We're also deadly, in that most everyone who joins us ends up dead.

Edited January 10, 2023 by Trutharchivist

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I don't even know what I am. It's probably self-explanatory and I'm being dumb.

Edited January 10, 2023 by Gregorio

[Trutharchivist he/him]

5 minutes ago, Gregorio said:

I don't even know what I am. It's probably self-explanatory and I'm being dumb.

Well... It's the leader of a thieves' crew, from Mistborn. Did you read this one?