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On 11/18/2022 at 8:09 PM, Shining Silhouette said:

Oi! Wheeresh the rummm gone!

Me name's Highprince Prinsh, and oi shure am high

 

On 11/18/2022 at 8:22 PM, Shining Silhouette said:

Sheeever me shtorms!

Wit's on da floor?

*Highprince Prinsh bend down*

Hulllooooo der mate!

*says this*^

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3 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

 

*says this*^

Ahoy, me hearties! 'He names Rambleman. 'M here to spin you a yarn about me younger days when Oi was the scourge of the high seas. Not the lorw seas, mind yee. That was where they sent all the shtort folk. AYE, those were the days.

Oi still remember when oi first mastered the ancient art of punning - sailing 'round the Caribbean oi'd shout out some of me best puns to the crew. They'd groan in frustration. Always. Heh. Heh. Heh.

Most of the time, they'd leave me be, but then Oi started getting a bit cheeky. Oi'd choose the most ridiculous and outlandish puns, like when me and the crew were sailing during a storm - Oi shouted out, "The rain is pouring, so me crew must be BORE-ING!"

The crew roared with laughter, and from then on Oi was our unofficial pun master. Oi remember one time when we the sun was setting. I said to me first mate, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" He screamed. Oi got him right and good.

Another time when I spied a parrot perched in a tree, I said, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

When it was time to eat, I declared, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

When me crew spotted an island in the distance, I said, "YARRRRRRR"

When we saw a ship in the distance, I asked, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

When me crew was arguing amongst themselves, I said, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

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what did I just write

 

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23 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Another time when I spied a parrot perched in a tree, I said, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

When it was time to eat, I declared, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

When me crew spotted an island in the distance, I said, "YARRRRRRR"

When we saw a ship in the distance, I asked, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

When me crew was arguing amongst themselves, I said, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

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what did I just write

 

*wheezing* The King's Testers have decided that you are above average intelligence today!

Go write a diagram!

(I literally wheezed so hard in laughter I almost fell over)

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On 2/8/2023 at 5:29 PM, Shining Silhouette said:

Ahoy, me hearties! 'He names Rambleman. 'M here to spin you a yarn about me younger days when Oi was the scourge of the high seas. Not the lorw seas, mind yee. That was where they sent all the shtort folk. AYE, those were the days.

Oi still remember when oi first mastered the ancient art of punning - sailing 'round the Caribbean oi'd shout out some of me best puns to the crew. They'd groan in frustration. Always. Heh. Heh. Heh.

Most of the time, they'd leave me be, but then Oi started getting a bit cheeky. Oi'd choose the most ridiculous and outlandish puns, like when me and the crew were sailing during a storm - Oi shouted out, "The rain is pouring, so me crew must be BORE-ING!"

The crew roared with laughter, and from then on Oi was our unofficial pun master. Oi remember one time when we the sun was setting. I said to me first mate, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" He screamed. Oi got him right and good.

Another time when I spied a parrot perched in a tree, I said, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

When it was time to eat, I declared, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

When me crew spotted an island in the distance, I said, "YARRRRRRR"

When we saw a ship in the distance, I asked, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

When me crew was arguing amongst themselves, I said, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

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I mean this purely as a compliment

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13 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

Cool! 

What's a svrakiss?

(Woo! I'm a Gyorn!)

Every Gyorn of Jaddeth ought to know what a svrakiss is!

According to Shu-Dereth, the Svrakiss are the souls of men barred from entrance into heaven for hating Jaddeth in life, and so are condemned to wander Sel, bitterly cursing their fate and preying on the living. The Derethi believe that they had the ability to take over the bodies of living men and control their actions. When someone who follows Shu-Dereth has bad luck or a difficult time, they often believe that the Svrakiss are to blame. The Svrakiss are considered to be a representation of absolute evil.

I totally copied that from Coppermind.

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