These Stupid Ranks

[dannnex male]

i finally get a spren :,)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Does anyone know where to find a ferring quiz? the internet is not being nice.

[Going_North_cal]

GIVE ME YOUR BONES

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

6 hours ago, CalanoCorvus said:

GIVE ME YOUR BONES

Why of course I will my dear man. Once you learn a thing or two. Like how to count to two.

Edited September 16, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

8 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nice! You got a picture.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

So very, very leet.

(Screenshot courtesy of @The Wandering Wizard.)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Robin Sedai said:

So very, very leet.

(Screenshot courtesy of @The Wandering Wizard.)

It's so hard to resist the urge. Does anyone want to join my church?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

It's so hard to resist the urge. Does anyone want to join my church?

I feel like saying "I'm an agnostic" wouldn't cut it with the Steel Ministry.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

9 minutes ago, Robin Sedai said:

I feel like saying "I'm an agnostic" wouldn't cut it with the Steel Ministry.

DIE UNBELIEVER! *Stabs robin with a spike*

[OCC: No it most definitely wouldn't]

[Robin Sedai she/her]

aaand I'm a compounder. Was nice while it lasted.

On the upside, you can all upvote me now

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So I go from a religious leader to a religious fanatic, with obtuse bone growths. Alright.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Pahn Kahl? What is that? Either it‘s from Warbreaker or I‘m an idiot.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Rabbit Unmade said:

Pahn Kahl? What is that? Either it‘s from Warbreaker or I‘m an idiot.

It's from Warbreaker. Say would you like to convert to Shu Dereth, our cult religion?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

It's from Warbreaker. Say would you like to convert to Shu Dereth, our cult religion?

Sure. But my are you ugly. I won’t have to be all hunchbacked will I?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Here ye here ye

I'm an Atlantian, from the lost underwater city of Atlantis 

I'm an Elantrian, from the incredible city of Elantris.

Let's hope I'm not an undead zombie in this timeline 

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

I am now an Ardent. Well, I hope I move up soon. I like my hair.

Edited September 25, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[That1Cellist he/him]

I'm pretty useless, honestly. Hazekillers never did anything useful in the books.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

7 minutes ago, That1Cellist said:

I'm pretty useless, honestly. Hazekillers never did anything useful in the books.

They could hold their own against normal, non-atium burning mistborn.

[That1Cellist he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

They could hold their own against normal, non-atium burning mistborn.

But they always got defeated anyway, and we don't hear of anyone dying because of them.

[Going_North_cal]

pov: lightweaver squire moment.

pov: funny illusions. i can and i will torture people for fun.

pov: mmmm lies.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

On 9/23/2022 at 9:05 AM, Rabbit Unmade said:

Sure. But my are you ugly. I won’t have to be all hunchbacked will I?

*Dilaf's voice* "But you could be in the service of Jadeth's Holy empire!"

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

I just went from Ardent to Crew Leader. In other words, I was Zahel and I became Camon. Great.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Just a Silvereye said:

I just went from Ardent to Crew Leader. In other words, I was Zahel and I became Camon. Great.

I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FORGED YOUR SOUL!

Edited September 29, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard
Grammer and more grammer adn mre gramher

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I'm a king of Wyrns!!

I get to look in my crystal ball and see the future and stuff!

BOOYAH *mic drop* *runs off stage*