These Stupid Ranks

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Wit I look up to you."

"Of course you do! There's simply no other way of putting it! In fact, that may have been the most clever thing that has ever passed through your mouth. Not only does it represent your short stature, but it also explains how your mental ability will fall short to everyone you'll meet! How exactly precise, Vanisher!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I can't stop laughing Wit. What do I do?"

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"I can't stop laughing Wit. What do I do?"

"I advise that you continue laughing, Vanisher. That way you'll keep your blabbering mouth from reminding us how unintelligent you are."

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

I'm... what am I?

Do I have old blood?

Edited August 30, 2022 by SymphonianBookworm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 hour ago, Shining Silhouette said:

"I advise that you continue laughing, Vanisher. That way you'll keep your blabbering mouth from reminding us how unintelligent you are."

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You should come to TLT as the King's Wit

"How tall are you Wit?"

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

You should come to TLT as the King's Wit

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Good idea! I'll join in tomorrow when I have more time

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Shining Silhouette said:

 

"Always a good idea to manage your time."

[Going_North_cal]

SCADRIAN WAFFLE COOOOOOOOK

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

4 hours ago, CalanoCorvus said:

SCADRIAN WAFFLE COOOOOOOOK

By this I take it you're a waffle person?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Now I'm a person who does weird magic things with skeletons and blood.

[Going_North_cal]

5 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

By this I take it you're a waffle person?

yes

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Like I said in the SU, what about the Rosharan Waffle Cooks?

[Going_North_cal]

doesn't exist :shrug:

scadrian waffles are the cosmere equivalent of belgian waffles

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Now I'm a person who does weird magic things with skeletons and blood.

"I've got some corpses, would you like some?"

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Hang on, whose squire am I? Any Radiants here?

[+Slowswift]

3 hours ago, Robin Sedai said:

Hang on, whose squire am I? Any Radiants here?

Aw, you just missed me.

I feel like, as a lerasium mistborn, I would immediately fling myself into the nearest wall. While trying to use brass.  

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Am I the only one who prefers pancakes to waffles?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I am *checks memory* ah. A person with slightly less dubious morals than before. Anyone want to start the desolation with me? PRAISE THE KNIGHTS RADIANT, PRAISE THEM.

Edited September 3, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Warbreaker

Spoiler

On 03/09/2022 at 4:32 PM, The Wandering Wizard said:

Anyone want to start the desolation with me?

I will, if you help me to destroy Hallandren.

 

[Going_North_cal]

i am now Returned.

im very cool.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

On 9/5/2022 at 0:33 PM, Just a Silvereye said:

Warbreaker

  Reveal hidden contents

I will, if you help me to destroy Hallandren.

 

Spoiler

Sure I'll help Secrest will be hidden in white, now we can plot in secretyou.

It should be rather easy to kill the god king than to start a desolation, but I accept this trade.

[Going_North_cal]

Twinborn!!!

Hmmm. A-Bendalloy and... F-Bendalloy.

Now can I use both the A and F abilites seperately, or just together, or both?

I've never understood how compounding works.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, CalanoCorvus said:

Twinborn!!!

Hmmm. A-Bendalloy and... F-Bendalloy.

Now can I use both the A and F abilites seperately, or just together, or both?

I've never understood how compounding works.

By burning the feruchemical storages you can release the F-bendalloy in an explosive burst, in this case it would give you a burst of air for breathing... SPACE!

Anyway would you like to be insulted by the king's wit?

[Going_North_cal]

Bendalloy is energy, dear. Not breath. no not really i want to understand compounding and if i can slow down time but also use metalminds to go without food.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

51 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

Bendalloy is energy

Got it confused with cadmium. I tend to mix up bendalloy and cadmium feruchemically.