These Stupid Ranks

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Sheeever me shtorms!

Wit's on da floor?

*Highprince Prinsh bend down*

Hulllooooo der mate!

[S. Stormy she/her]

10 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Sheeever me shtorms!

Wit's on da floor?

*Highprince Prinsh bend down*

Hulllooooo der mate!

I'm amused. Also confused.

EDIT: I just got it. And now I feel dumb. Also you're almost on your 1000th post!

Edited November 19, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed

[Trutharchivist he/him]

14 hours ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Whoo! I be an Artifabrian.

Time to make a heatrial!

Haha, heatrial autocorrected to theatrical.

Hello, fellow artifabrian! Let us design new Fabrials together!

 

13 hours ago, Telrao said:

Old Blood whooo

I probably shouldn't have this much rep after only being here for a month  

Nah, there are people for whom it's completely normal. Those people aren't me, though.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

I have been promoted to become the most boring psychopath in the cosmere.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gyorn Gyorn Gyorn Gyorn Gyorn. Sometimes I just like to say Gyorn.

Aaand I'm no longer a Gyorn.

Edited November 19, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[S. Stormy she/her]

Whoo! Sketchy cult that kills people! Hooray!

[Potato's Wit she/her]

An Ardent... Well, at least I'm capable of thought...

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Finally!

I am a full feruchemist.

Time to store that speed!

Edited November 20, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Edema Rue she/her]

Well...I'm a noble now! For having joined like a month ago, I think that's good? Maybe? I feel like I'm moving really slowly.

[Immortal Platypus]

it is good. I don't really care about my rank, I'm just here to ask and answer questions and also to battle for a digital sandwich using literary works. I also spend a fair amount of time in Forum games, but that doesn't matter. They're fun. So sue me. (Don't actually please)

[Telrao she/her]

Gyorn time. Lez go. Gonna say hello to Hrathen my dude (o wait)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I'm a twinborn! But not a Marathoner because that name is stupid and doesn't work *cough* Crafty Games *cough*

[S. Stormy she/her]

Whoo! Sketchy cult that... is sketchy and led by

(Mistborn & RoW)

Spoiler

Kelsier

!

[Immortal Platypus]

i can maybe soulcast!!!!

[Edema Rue she/her]

I am a monk. An Idrian monk, actually. I feel that this position requires solemnity. 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

TIME TO SHAME SOME STONES

*Yells at stones*

Quote

"AMBER REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU FORGOT TO BRING YOUR DOG TO THE VET HAHAHA SO EMBARRASSING"

"HEY ALABASTER I STILL LAUGH ABOUT THE TIME YOU WENT TO THE AIRPORT AND THE GUY TOLD YOU TO SCAN YOUR PASS FACE DOWN AND YOU PRESSED YOUR FACE AGAINST THE GLASS"

"YOOO EMERALD REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT INTO THE TAXI AND ASKED TO BE DRIVEN THREE MILES AWAY AND THEN WENT TO PAY AND REALISED IT WASNT A TAXI"

"SMH RUBY WHEN YOU WERE ON THE TRAIN AND YOU SAW SOMEONE FORGET THEIR LUGGAGE ON THE TRAIN SO YOU THREW IT OUT BUT IT WAS ACTUALLU SOMEONES LUGGAGE WHO WAS ON THE TRAIN"

 

Credit to my sister who was reading these stories from some website today XD

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I am a worldbringer now!

I can tell stories!

I can juggle knives!

I am Thom Merillin!

[Going_North_cal]

I KNOW WHO THOM MERILlIN IS NOW

also i am a rambleman

i certainly do ramble

*rambles*

[Immortal Platypus]

When did i decide to lead a crew?

[Edema Rue she/her]

On 11/29/2022 at 7:46 PM, Ookla the Myopic said:

I am Thom Merillin!

"A man who love repeatedly forsook. A man who found relevance in a world that others would have let pass them by. A man who remembered stories and took fool boys under his wing when the smarter move would have been to keep on walking."

Thom is a great person. He and Wit would get along well.

Oh and it looks like I've moved up again!

Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the Ta'veren

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Inquisitor am I.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

I'm a basket! Who wants to be my apprentice?

Edit: BABSK stupid autocorrect

Edited December 5, 2022 by Ookla Carried by the Wind

[That1Cellist he/him]

44 minutes ago, Ookla Carried by the Wind said:

I'm a basket! Who wants to be my apprentice?

Edit: BABSK stupid autocorrect

My favorite cosmere role, the basket.

I will be the basket's apprentice.

Also, yay! Son of Honor!

Edited December 5, 2022 by Ookla the Unknowing

[Edema Rue she/her]

Can baskets have multiple apprentices? And are said apprentices allowed to be bald and have odd tattoos? Because I’m a Prelan now, but I’d rather be a Basket’s apprentice. 

[Immortal Platypus]

congrats!! you're a basket.