The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So Withy hired a consultant.

[Lunamor she/her]

Named Consultant.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Consultant had a deep seated fear of chipmunks.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Chipmunks naturally had a fear of withergeists. When chipmunks, Withy, and Consultant gathered in a room, pandemonium occurred.

Edited November 3, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Jaywalk he/him]

Pandemonium was another name for...

[Silva]

Orderly discussions.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT dived forward to intercept Withy before he crashed to the flood of Mudkips.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Mudkips cuddled up against FT. A chorus of “Mudkip!”’s rose up from the crowd. One particularly cute Mudkip nuzzled up against FT’s hand. “Mudkip?” it asked in a adorable manner.

Edited November 4, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

"NOOOOOOO!! FT!!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!"

[Jaywalk he/him]

Suddenly, the ghanderflaffle empire rose.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

It carried Withy up with it, where Withy then ascended to the shard of ghanderflaffle. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

BUT THEN THE MUDKIP EMPIRE WAS RISING.

Edited November 4, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[+Ed Venture]

It was rising much faster than the Ghanderflaffle empire, rising right into the electric spikes that murdered all the Mudkips...who were then reincarnated as Magikarp.

[+Doomstick he/him]

except one, that one survived

[+Sorana she/her]

The one surviving Mudkip remembered times when it still had a friend and master and silently wished that friend would come back.

[Silva]

That surviving mudkip was @BitBitio who hadn't been among the rising mudkip empire due to 9 days of inactivity. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Oh neat, we are at 801.

And that friend was @Lunamor.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna gave the mudkip a cookie and head pat as an apology.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Withy snorted at his ridiculous moniker but decided to roll with it.

"To me, spirits of darkness," he hissed in withergeist language.

And they came.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless used his Mudkip power to give Withy a fond pat on the pack.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT raised an authoritarian finger at Withy. "No spirits of darkness for you young--er--withergeist. Now, straight to bed."

Edited November 4, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But Withy didn’t want to go to bed.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

'Cause Withy was a rebel. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

He was part of Blue Squadron.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Unfortunately, he was the only member still alive.