The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick made 3/4 of the people chouta

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The other 1/4 were skaa.

[Lunamor she/her]

And got pancakes instead.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Lift was their new overlord.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And Kelsier was immensely proud of her for that.

[Lunamor she/her]

And maybe a teeny bit jealous.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Of her fabulous hair style.

[Lunamor she/her]

She offered to give him a haircut.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And he accepted. 

He ended up looking like Marsh. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Minus the spikes, of course.

[Lunamor she/her]

And with “Her Awesomeness wuz here” spelt out with the hair left on his head.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier had a good laugh over it at first, but then he fell into a depressive mood and couldn't shake it. Jasnah was worried about him. 

Edit: That ninja was epic. 

Edited November 6, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

She knew he had a big ego, but not to this extent.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He was also reminded of all the people he had lost in his life. Their ghosts haunted him...

[Jaywalk he/him]

Just like his haircut.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Which eventually gained a conscience of its own.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It joined the ranks of the Mudkips, quickly becoming accepted as one of their own.

[Lunamor she/her]

Bringing Kelsier along with it.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier quickly became their leader... And then Jasnah went into labor.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless allowed Kelsier to lead the Mudkips; he would teach them much-needed spunk.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT was...confused.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

As he very well should have been. TLT was an insane, plotless, incoherent plane of Narration. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“*WINS*” an invader from another thread yelled.

[Jaywalk he/him]

That invader was promptly slaughtered for his blasphemy.

[Yvainnie she/her]

But all of them were deceived.