The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless had gotten drunk off of bananas last night, eating the entire English, Greek, Russian, Arabic, and Chinese alphabets.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

BOING

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Edited September 14, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Little Bear she/her]

TP bounced so high that he flew into space.

[Lunamor she/her]

And into an orbit around the moon.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT drew upon his chromium reserves, as per the prophetic words spoken on page 736 by ToS, and, luckily, became a cognitive shadow and escaped to a higher narration plane.

[Kidpen he/him]

FT the begane narrating a story.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But the story ended before it began.

[Archer he/him]

...thus revealing that FT  was secretly 2000's era Christopher Nolan. 

 

Edited September 14, 2019 by Archer
I'll save you the Google, that was my attempt at a Memento reference :)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

FT had ascended to the Shard of Narration.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob the mime watched warily.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I love that all the mimes have really basic names. 

[+Ark1002]

And while he watched, Ark snuck up behind Jacob and slashed through him with a shardblade.

[Lunamor she/her]

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Jacob the mime watched warily.

Meaning that he was wearing a ton of shirts.

Like this:

[FatherTiempo he/him]

1 hour ago, Archer said:

...thus revealing that FT  was secretly 2000's era Christopher Nolan. 

 

I missed the note at the bottom, and just spent thirty minutes browsing his wiki pages.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

And while he watched, Ark snuck up behind Jacob and slashed through him with a shardblade.

Reality flickered once, and suddenly Jacob was standing behind Ark. Absently, he reached out and brushed his fingers against the metal of the Shardblade, causing it to melt and drip onto the floor.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT gazed over all. He was: Narration. So, he narrated a cheese sandwich.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob took the sandwich, looked at it with narrowed eyes, then ate it.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

However, the sandwhich had a trace of banana on it, so Truthless reached down Jacob’s throat, took the sandwhich, (sanitized it) and ate it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob gave Truthless a look, then left.

[Little Bear she/her]

28 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

However, the sandwhich had a trace of banana on it, so Truthless reached down Jacob’s throat, took the sandwhich, (sanitized it) and ate it.

Little did he know eating this particular banana came with some very strange side-effects.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Soon, everything started looking green.

[Rebecca she/her]

And bananas smelled like fish.

[+Ed Venture]

And fish smelled like asphalt.

[Rebecca she/her]

And asphalt smelled like lavender.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Lavender, however, smelled like bananas.