The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Ed Venture]

Impossibly, bananas smelled like mangoes. Somehow.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless are more bananas still. Soon he became, the Banana Knight.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

That’s fantastic.

[+Ed Venture]

Best D&D homebrew ever

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I wish it was canon

[Lunamor she/her]

The description is amazing, especially the pun at the end 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He decided to do some conquering.

Edited September 15, 2019 by xinoehp512

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He was unstoppable, as he couldn’t peel pain.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp groaned, awoken by the sheer cringe of that pun.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT brightened. "Xino!" she rushed to his side, kneeling beside him. "Are you okay? I saw you go into a trance and you wouldn't wake up and then that Silence thing came and I was so worried that you..." She sighed, blushing.

Edited September 15, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

"Yes!! YES!!!!" I'VE CONTRIBUTED TO THE PLOT BY USING A PUN!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!" Truthless yelled, suddenly rising into the air, and beginning to glow. After rising up about ten feet, Truthless grew even brighter, until he was impossible to look at, and then with a flash, he was gone.

[Lunamor she/her]

“He seems to have ascended to the Shard of Extremely Specific Goals,” noted Luna.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Yes, I have a voice said in Lunamor's head. You shall be hearing more puns from me sooner or later.

[Lunamor she/her]

Why subject me to the punishment of having a voice in my head? I should punt you outta here! Although you may yet still have some good punchlines... Look, this fighting is giving a pungent odor to my headspace. If we don’t soon reach a punderstanding, I fear that soon chaos in my brain will reign. It will be punstoppable! Punfortunately, I don’t think that voices like leaving heads. I’ve heard it’s very puncomfortable for them. They claim that when other voices talk about it, they use far too many punderstatements. Getting you outta my head is going to be quite a pundertaking. And I’m not being punny about that. You guys can be quite punpredictable. I may even have to resort to acupuncture. Pudamentally it sounds like a bad idea, but it sometimes works rather well. Although there is a chance it will harm the punctionality of my brain...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Yes... I am truly the Punisher.

Edited September 15, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT, realizing the conflict he had brought, slapped himself in the face. 

Truly, Truthless has gained a toothful serving of truth. 

FT gasped. The puns were effecting him as well.

Edited September 15, 2019 by FatherTiempo
The pun didn't even make sense!

[Jaywalk he/him]

But all of that was irrelevant.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I’m starting to get punbearable, aren’t I?

Edited September 15, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Jaywalk he/him]

“You think?” Granite asked.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Oh I know. As you can sea, my puns are unstoppable as the tide. My conch-science says I should stop, but I shell never stop!!

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Mom!” Granite called. “Make him stop!”

@Shard of Thought

Edited September 15, 2019 by Jaywalk

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I’m punstoppable you fool!! I am the Shard of Extremely Specific Goals (Puns), AND I CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!

[Jaywalk he/him]

But just like his mother Star had been all his life, she was absent now.

[Lunamor she/her]

Dude, you aren’t very merciful today, are you? 

Lunamor handed Granite an ice cream cone.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Ice?! Did someone say ICE?!! Well, icy what you did there, even though I snow you didn’t mean to make a pun. I’ll have to give you the cold shoulder now.