The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

But the evil Ztrimhsnefood stood in his way.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So he gave up and made a portal to our world so he could take over that instead.

Edited April 27, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

Wayne had already taken over our world, however. No one had figured it out yet, though.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He had all the hats

[Lunamor she/her]

All of the top hats, baseball caps, swim caps, beanies, sun hats, gardening hats, cowboy hats, rain hats, ten gallon hats, hardhats, firemen hats, one liter hats, explorer hats, fez hats, fedoras, platypus hats, berets, boaters, bucket hats, deerstalkers, bearskin hats, bicornes, pirate hats, coonskin caps, graduation caps, trucker hats, newsboy caps, beaver hats, tricornes, cloches, visors, sombreros, wizard hats, princess hats, and, of course, bowler hats.

Edited April 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[Rebecca she/her]

And guacamole hats.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which never lasted very long, as they were quite delicious.

[+Ark1002]

But they were still quite popular, probably in part because of how delicious they were.

[Lunamor she/her]

The world’s avocado supply dwindled. 

[Snipexe he/him]

It was considered a war crime

[Lunamor she/her]

As they were at war with the pineapples.

Edit: 3666th post!!!

Edited April 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[The Technovore he/him]

*strolls into town from long and dangerous exile and begins RPing like nothing happened*

The pineapples were still salty about the whole pizza incident.

Edited April 27, 2019 by The Technovore

[Lunamor she/her]

During the incident, the pizzas had attempted to launch salt grenades at them.

Edited April 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[+Ark1002]

Luckily, Voidus had saved them to get to his wife, Lady Pineapple.

[Rebecca she/her]

And then a thermonuke hit him.

Random thought, I wonder how many times this thread has been hot.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Voidapple was destroyed. It lived on, however, in everyone's memory.

Probably a lot. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Because of the death of Voidapple, everyone coordinated an uprising against the Lord Rul- I mean Voidus.

Edited April 27, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Lunamor she/her]

And was revived by incessant pestering from the entire Shard community.

Edit: Ninja’d 

Edited April 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Now Voidapple was at peace.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Until a different thermonuclear bomb dropped on him.

Edited April 27, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Lunamor she/her]

With its new diet, consisting only of...

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Fallout from the blast.

[Lunamor she/her]

It turned green and got lots and lots of muscles.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Then it died of Leukemia.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The people of TLT attended the funeral.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS gave a speech about how Nuclear fallout works. She was booed off the stage.