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They kept on stealing all of the village’s grapefruits.

Ark did say irrational... :P

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Cause they wouldn’t quit insisting on the fact that if blueberries and blackberries could have berry at the end of their names, then a grape should, logically, have fruit at the end of its name.

Edited by Lunamor
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The villagers were too lazy to add two syllables to the end of grape, so they compromised and only added one syllable with fruit. Then Bob the local Crazy Guy decided that what we now call grapefruits and what they formerly called grapes were one and the same. The name only stuck for the modern grapefruit, as it didn’t have one yet.

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Because some certain Narrators in a certain thread got really bored and decided to start a fruit-naming Revolution.

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Not at all related to the ship name that could bring down the full wrath of an angry mod upon all who mentioned it.

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He had been successful since our last encounter. He was now a lead scientist in the field of fruitytootyloopyology.

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