The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Bozo was reincarnated as...

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Human that wasn’t human. It was just another part of the machine we call the the government.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But in all reality, he was still a bunny.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Bozo became the president. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Of the FBA

[Jaywalk he/him]

Max was his right hand man.

Jaywalk was trying to keep control of Havel.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier was somewhat disappointed that his son had a hand in the law. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

He started another uprising.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Much to Jasnah's chagrin. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The uprising was a success. Other than the fact the leaders were hypocrites and started practicing the injustices they sought to destroy.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

That wasn't Kell's uprising though - this was happening on Sel. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Kell’s martyrdom didn’t work because everyone knew he wasn’t dead.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Kind of.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Fortunantly, Kell was smart enough to know that he wouldn't try that again so he tried something new this time. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Like throwing a pie at the Bunny. It didn’t end well.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because it was Havel he threw it at.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Then Kell didn’t to see if he could do better.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He threw a pie at Dalinar. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Havel followed the pie to Dalinar’s face.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

When it was over, Dalinar was missing an eye. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

So Dalinar started drinking again. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Drinking coffee!

[Snipexe he/him]

He deleted Alcohol

[BringerofShadows she/her]

But he didn’t like Kaffee that much. 

[Lunamor she/her]

It made him too hyper.