The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

And communicated using belches instead.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was gross

[Lunamor she/her]

But effective.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

And very attractive as well.

[Jaywalk he/him]

One of the judges joined in.

[Lunamor she/her]

And soon they had a choir.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And guess who was the conductor?

[overlord stick]

It was Voidapple.

[Lunamor she/her]

With his 70 ft long baton.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It had a pineapple on the end. This baton would be feared as one of the worst and deadliest maces ever to exist.

[Lunamor she/her]

Cause it was so spiky.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And it had hemalurgic properties.

[Lunamor she/her]

Such as the power of shipping,

[+Doomstick he/him]

Thus was @AonEne mentioned 

[+Ark1002]

Preferably Voidapple shipping.

[Lunamor she/her]

But also boat shipping.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And truck shipping.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Amazon prime shipping was available too.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Now with a reduced price! But only for a limited time!

[Lunamor she/her]

So everyone went on a crazy shopping spree.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

For Cinco de Mayo and Mass x Acceleration be with you! 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

May is a month of many holidays, after all.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Including Tom Joebob's birthday. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Which was Holiday in it of itself.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Ways to celebrate included, but were not limited to...