The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Him and Common Sense.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star grumbled. Tamika would kill herself if she didn't have anyone after losing AJ the way he was tossed aside on this thread. Star wouldn't lose her character like that. Tomika had to be a thing. "Besides," she announced, fingering a lock of her hair, "remember what happened last time I lost it?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Pheonix remembered the many, many Narrators that died on that battlefield.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star let out an evil cackle, then caught herself, taking a deep breath. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor slowly backed away, hands raised in a gesture of surrender.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

" Do... Do you know how fast you were going?" a sweaty cop asked Lunamor, taking advantage of his gesture of surrender to handcuff him. "Man, that's been a crazy... chase,"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Master of Silence appeared, eyes narrowed. I remember you, he said. You godmodded me.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Someone in the background yelled, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!"

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Uh..." the cop looked back and forth. "Listen, I'm just doing my job here, sir... I didn't, er, godmod anyone..."

[Lunamor she/her]

“I- I don’t know what you are talking about. I’m innocent, I swear!” said Narrator Lunamor frantically.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star summoned Nale to judge the accused.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Not you, cop. Him. And you know exactly what I am talking about, Lunamor.

[Lunamor she/her]

Lunamor’s eyes quickly darted from side to side, as if seeing a route of escape. 

“Wha-what do you mean?”

He wrung his hands, beads of sweat condensing on his foreheads.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Queen of Shadows, Lunamor. Page nine. Third post from the bottom.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Nale raised an eyebrow. The onlooking group of Skybreakers were scribbling notes on pads of paper.

[Lunamor she/her]

Lunamor closed his eyes, wincing. But then he got an idea.

”I only did that in order to ensure that the rules of the Narrators were being followed. The person that I godmodded was attempting to illegally murder all Narrators in the vicinity. Additionally, it is nowhere stated that godmodding is prohibited in TLT and its related threads. In fact, one could say that the entirety of TLT is godmodding. Finally, the Astral thread was specifically stated to be in a TLT style, meaning that godmodding was encouraged.”

Edited May 1, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The Skybreakers' heads swiveled around and looked intently at Narrator Pheonix. 

Edited May 1, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Pheonix snorted. It's also not stated that power-sapping is illegal. He wasn't even trying to do that when you godmodded him!

 But why are you looking at me? Shouldn't you be asking him? It's his problem.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Havel bit off someone's head.

[Lunamor she/her]

Someone was not happy about this.

[Jaywalk he/him]

For it was Someone’s third cousin twice removed’s head.

[Lunamor she/her]

Who happened to have the same name.

[+Ed Venture]

Havel also bit all the Skybreaker's heads off.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

They were furious at that

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Master of Silence looked around at the confusion. Now was as good a time as any, he supposed.

He reached forwards and tapped Narrator Lunamor, separating him from his Narrator power and turning him into a character.