The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Snipexe he/him]

They went by Vers though

[Lunamor she/her]

Cause most of their dog tag had been destroyed in a totally-not-magical explosion. 

Edited April 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then they changed their name to Kara Danvers instead.

[+Ark1002]

Then they converted to Voidappleism.

[Rebecca she/her]

As all should do.

[Lunamor she/her]

And became the Shard of Shipping.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

This Shard had been dormant for some time, but the 17th Shard was the perfect habitat for it. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Not the best habitat, however, despite the thematic match.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

There were fearsome predators.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And there just wasn't as much as in some other fandoms.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Shipping Investiture was really weird. It gave you the power to...

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Summon Doom rats by biting off your toenails

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Transport things directly through the Spiritual Realm.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Both were possible. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the first one required interference from other shards.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Such as Narrator SD

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Who loved interfering with other Shards.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

And summoning Doom Rats at every possible opportunity

Edited April 26, 2019 by Stormblessed Dolphin

[Arlin]

So the world was Doomed also

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Except for the mountains of Dhoom

[Lunamor she/her]

That was just kinda doomed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

One man set out to save the world from it's doom.

[Lunamor she/her]

His name was Butt Venture.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

His name was Butt Sneeze Venture.

Ninjaed, but same idea! 

Edited April 26, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Predictably.