The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Its sheer weight crushed them.

[Lunamor she/her]

So everything skipped right to the explosions and action.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

54 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

I only changed like a word.

No, I edited. I messed up and said Thought instead of Star.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

14 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

No, I edited. I messed up and said Thought instead of Star.

Ah, this is TLT. All typos can and will be used against you. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he's a Narrator. He just rewinds time and says what he meant to say.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was so explosive, everything exploded backwards.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Or "imploded" as it's called.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

57 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

But he's a Narrator. He just rewinds time and says what he meant to say.

You got me there.

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Narrator Pheonix shook his head sadly. He wished he knew what he could say that could cheer Star up.

Star sighed. She would never be able to fix or undo what had been done as simply as Pheonix edited his posts. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Narrator Jaywalk said that Pheonix was actually spelled Phoenix.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Oh, I know," Star replied. "But look at how Xino spells it. Heck, it's in his signature."

[Jaywalk he/him]

“That’s no excuse.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star shrugged. "Fay-oh-nix sounds better to me anyway. It's hard to misspell, but it's required of me." 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Havel didn’t like misspelling.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So she never spelled anything wrong.

Edited April 24, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

Havel was a girl.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star cringed and edited her previous post.

[Jaywalk he/him]

She was also a demon bunny born of the tears between universes.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And she was Bozo's girlfriend.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which was a bit awkward, since he was deathly afraid of her.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They made it work. Just like Kelsier and Jasnah.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And not Star and Marsh.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star slapped Jay. Hard. She had to restrain herself from turning into Thought again and challenging him to a duel. She'd never fought a Narrator before. The prospect was intriguing. Still, she kept her composure. Mostly.

Edited April 24, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid tentatively patted Thought on the back.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star took a deep breath. She had just been thinking about how terrible things had gotten when she had flipped out before. She couldn't lose her head now.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Bozo hid from Havel.