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Groot was the Awakened form of the Stick which Hoid picked up and carried to Scadrial before dropping it on the ground and leaving it for Wayne to pick up and pair with his lucky hat. When Wayne became Wayne the Worldhopper (subsequently starting the hit TV show Wayne's Worlds) and went to Nalthis, Vasher stole the stick from him and Awakened it, with his only command being "Groot". Groot went on a journey of his own, traveling across the recently repaired universe until he met Rocket Racoon, who he left after five minutes because Butt Venture and Uncle Brandy and the Cornfather were cooler. And thus was the tale of Groot.

This is what happens when we post at the exact same time.

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Nobody was delighted at his gift from Groot, and he strutted the Galaxies in hopes to win a fair maiden's heart.

And he found her. Her name was Someone.

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6 minutes ago, ThePhotoBaum said:

Suddenly, Who wasn't on first. I don't know where I Don't Know went. And What was STILL missing...

Welcome, by the way.

Everyone wondered at the wisdom at the parents of these people. Even Everyone's own parents were guilty of the same.

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