The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[RoadWalker he/him]

Well This and That were his parents and his sister was Something. I think she married some Nobody once...

[whattheHoid she/her]

And as everyone knows, Nobody was a distant relation to Uncle Brandy.

[Ink he/him]

Nobody liked Uncle Brandy.

[Kidpen he/him]

Everybody keeps careful track of Butt's genealogy. 

[RoadWalker he/him]

But Uncle Brandy only ever cared about Something or Other.

Edited November 2, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[BitBitio he/him]

Usually Other.

[Arlin]

But also sometimes in someplaces thought about Something rather than Other where he would think of something other than Other and think about something in other places than where he thought about Other.

Edited November 2, 2018 by Arlin

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Uncle Brandy sneezed.

Edited November 2, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Kidpen he/him]

It was gross.

[Silva]

It was nasty.

[RoadWalker he/him]

"Bless you," said No One. Whatever gave them an annoyed looked and rolled her eyes. Whomever continued fighting with his brother, Whoever.

[+Ark1002]

Then their father, Ever, stopped their fight.

Edited November 2, 2018 by Ark1002

[whattheHoid she/her]

Their mother What was used to their churlish and adolescent behavior. She put extra spit in the soup that night.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt destroyed all people whose names were created by using words from previous posts 

[RoadWalker he/him]

...by throwing them into the Never-ending Sea of Jell-O, where they were never seen again.

[Kidpen he/him]

They was very upset over not being seen again. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

They were even more upset to be stuck in Red Jell-O.

[Kidpen he/him]

However, what they didn't know is  that Jell-O was only the brand, and they were actually in generic gelatin. 

[RoadWalker he/him]

They drowned not just in Jell-O and generic gelatin, but also jams and jellies. Over time, however, their bodies were discovered, whole and "preserved".

[Kidpen he/him]

They were delicious.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And nutritious!

[+Doomstick he/him]

And ghanderflaffle

[whattheHoid she/her]

And waffles.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Especially sourdough waffles

[Kidpen he/him]

Those kind had sour patch kid dust on them.