The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Hahaha!" Nobody yelled from the cave, "Now I will be the only person who can use new words!"

[BitBitio he/him]

But who said Nobody was a person?

Who did. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Also, Homer did. But But Who, anthropologist extraordinaire, also did.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Nobody started to spout out words all higgledy piggledy to Who Did. It was a bunch of Nonsensical Farce Words Mincing, who was coincidentally listening to the word exchange.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

However, Who Did began to lose his mind. Not because Nobody knew all these words, but Nobody was also invisible.

[+Sorana she/her]

Nobody tried to explain this to Who Did, but Who Did didn't listen to his explanations and thought it was haunted by a ghost.

Edited October 29, 2018 by Sorana

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Thus, Nobody turned into a ghost. Oh, I didn't mention this? Who Did Proved manipulates the universe around him based on his expectations.

[+Sorana she/her]

Nobody cursed Who Did to only speak backwards.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Nrad," Who Did grumbled.

[Ink he/him]

Thanos car drove by.

[Kidpen he/him]

Everyone was forced to scream THANO SCAR at the top of their lungs.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Five years previously, Jim vowed he would never say the words 'Thano Scar'. However, he was forced to, so he died.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now Jim became a ghost, who constantly whispered, "Thano Scar" in a proper spooky ghost voice.

[+Sorana she/her]

Nobody asked Jim about some advice how to be a good ghost.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Jim told him to warble the storms out of his voice and pick an ambiguous, yet ominous phrase to repeat over and over. Nobody chose to spookily say the phrase, "Muffin Claps."

[+Sorana she/her]

"Muffin Claps. Muffin Claps. Muffin Claps. Muffin Claps. Muffin Claps. Muffin Claps."

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Thano Scar. Thano Scar. Thano Scar. Thano Scar. Thano Scar. Thano Scar."

The Whole Universe heard these too phrases, till they were embedded in the Cosmere.

[+Ark1002]

And then a chalk statue of liberty ate Jim.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

*facepalm* I'm losing my mind reading through this. And laughing like heck.

Narrator Firerust lost his sanity and began beating away at the other narrators with salt lick sculptures of Spider-Man Noir.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Soon the whole Universe was in film noir and chanting, "Mushroom Flaps. Mushroom Flaps. 

Mushroom Flaps." 

[+Ark1002]

The universe talking broke physics, so suddenly gravity didn't work, and the earth was replaced by a giant bird with flapping mushrooms for wings.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It didn't smell very good. Everyone on Earth invested in high quality nose plugs.

[BitBitio he/him]

Of course, there was no such thing after the Nose Plug War...

[Kidpen he/him]

So when everyone on Earth invested in them, they actually just threw money and/or investiture into the trash can.

[Silva]

Oscar the Grouch was very happy with this new developement. He became very rich indeed.