The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

There also were icing swirls to make it stand out even more.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And some edible paint sprinkles on top!

[+Doomstick he/him]

And Salem

I’m just going to keep saying that

[+Sorana she/her]

Butt realized that again everybody had forgotten about him

[Silva]

He donned a pink tutu and began to do the chicken dance gracelessly to try and get attention. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then, everyone went back to that dirt/dome place as described on page 1.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It had gotten really dusty. Butt hired a housekeeper, who turned out to be Hoid/Wit. He kept flinging insults about.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

They hurt.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Somehow the words materialized into little rocks.

[+Sorana she/her]

So he fired him.

Edited October 29, 2018 by Sorana

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But since Hoid was invincible, the jets of fire Butt inexplicably flung at him had no effect, except for singing his hair from white to black. Which is how Hoid got his Wit disguise in The Way of Kings.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Wit also tested out some of his insults, which we say in Way of Kings on Butt and he found he liked the reactions. Til, Butt Venture helped in his own, Fartomancy ways, to write WOK.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Wit was not impressed that But could write the letters 'W', 'O', and 'K'. Butt was sad.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So was Salem

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Butt and Salem cried together.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"I worked so hard to write! Those are the only letters I can write! W, O, and K! My tutors all said it was a miracle I could do that!" Cried Butt.

[+Sorana she/her]

And he sprayed them on a wall to show everybody that he was able to write WOK.

[whattheHoid she/her]

In many different colors and fonts.

[+Sorana she/her]

Then he stepped back and observed his masterpiece.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Unfortunatly, he stepped off a cliff.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And fell into a sea of glass beads.

[BitBitio he/him]

And then the universe exploded

[whattheHoid she/her]

Limbs, arms, and creatures flew akimbo.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

However, nobody knew what 'akimbo' meant, so they all just flew normally.

[whattheHoid she/her]

All the dictionaries got blown up. Now nobody would learn new words.