The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

He tasted vile.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, the Ghanderflaffle empire was still rising.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

It eventually rose so much, they formed a Ghanderflaffle army 100,000 strong

Edited December 11, 2021 by Ookla the Taln Fan

[NameIess]

And marched onwards towards their mortal enemies, the ghanderfluffle empire.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

The ghanderfluffles were composed of one badger who lived in the ground. The Ghanderfllaffle Empire stomped it out immediately.

[NameIess]

This critical threat exterminated, the Ghanderflaffle empire moved on to the giant horde of breadmounks.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Hoid in drag on a horse

[NameIess]

He wasn't feeling very intelligible at the moment.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

He was feeling, in fact, telligible.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

He wasn’t eligible either.

You see, he had a boyfriend.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Ookla the Confused

[Robin Sedai she/her]

They met in a noodle restaurant.

[NameIess]

One of them was a noodle.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And that’s how Hoid fell in love with instant noodles.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Instant Noodles was his boyfriend.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Real-noodles-that-weren't-instant-and-were-actually-quality-food, cried

[Robin Sedai she/her]

because Hoid had dumped them

[NameIess]

After eating all their friends.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

They wanted revenge.

[NameIess]

So they hired the breadmounks to eat Hoid.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Meanwhile...

...

[Broken.]

...

[Quivil]

What is it with all the breadmunks?!?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X replied helpfully helpf#lly help*ul$y h$%pf#@&*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

After the deal with breadmunks was explained ever so (!&pf#&(y, the breadmunks hired to eat Hoid chose their strongest to complete the mission. This breadmunk was seventeen feet tall, with a muscle mass of 600 pounds. It's name was...

[NameIess]

The Breadmunk Reborn

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was strong...

....

...

It no longer existed.