The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

But the breadmuonk army continued onwards undeterred. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Hoid

[NameIess]

ate some instant noodles while sitting on top of the Ghanderflaffle wall. He glanced out towards the open plains outside the city. "What's that sound?"

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Kelsier

[NameIess]

screamed at the top of his lungs while running from the horde of breadmounks. He ran desperately towards the wall of Ghanderflaffle city, barely a few steps ahead of the horde. He squinted up at a figure standing on top of the wall. "Who's that?"

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Hoid

[NameIess]

gaped in horror as Kelsier and the massive horde of breadmounks swarmed over the wall.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

39 minutes ago, Ookla the unintelligible said:

breadmounks

(Breadmounks, of course, we’re a special kind of breadmunk.)

my phone wanted to autocorrect “breadmounk” to “breadmunk.”

[NameIess]

(It was the name for the combined forces of breadmunks and breadmonks.)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

(Breadmonks were people who shaved their heads and only ate bread.)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“Reject humanity, become breadmonk.” Was their motto.

[+Doomstick he/him]

(they were also made entirely of bread)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

But only whole wheat bread.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

With the little seeds on the crust.

[NameIess]

Despite this, Breadmunks considered eating them to be the greatest of crimes, punishable by immediate death.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Many ate them anyway. The elder of the breadmonks had been eaten with mayonnaise, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and ham.

[AonDoor he/him]

Those who ate them immediately developed serious cases of Celiac.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Back to Hoid.

[NameIess]

Who was running slightly faster than Kelsier as they fled from the horde of breadmounks.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Hoid was tripped by Kelsier with an allomantic push on the scissors he had in his back pocket. Hoid fell down with a agonized scream as he was enveloped by breadmunks.

[AonDoor he/him]

This wasn't the first time he'd died, of course. He had died at least 3 other times.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

As the breadmunks consumed Hoid's body, he decided he would write a book.

[NameIess]

After using lightweaving to convince Kelsier to run into a brick wall, of course.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

He was immediately and violently consumed by breadmunks.

[NameIess]

Hoid barely had time to laugh in triumph before being eaten himself.