The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

So he climbed up the gate instead.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The smell was overwhelming.

[NameIess]

But unintelligible couldn't smell at all, so that wasn't a problem.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The Narrators all watched Unintelligible climb the potent gate with great anticipation and amusement.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

He couldn't smell because his sense of smell had been destroyed in an accident when he was a child.

[NameIess]

Back at... The Academy.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone gasped. The Academy?!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth grabbed some popcorn and waited for the flashback.

[NameIess]

The Academy of ningas and gramar.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

At this Academy, Unintelligible had spent his childhood learning gramar and training to be a ninga. It all ended in catastrophe.

[AonDoor he/him]

Ningas and gramar hated being confused with their 6th cousins, 8 times removed, ninjas and grammar.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

(I made a thread in the Dark One forums. Nameless should probably post there)

[NameIess]

Despite doing well in all other areas, Unintelligible had failed in the poison detection test, after inhaling acidic fumes while attempting to smell the poison in his soup.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

So, Unintelligible had left the academy and started training to become a narrator. That's how he met Nameless.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

He was devastated at Nameless’s disappearance, and that was why he was on this quest.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible gasped in shock as his backstory was retconned. He had trained to be a narrator? That was awesome!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth was confused about Unintelligible's definition of "retcon."

[NameIess]

Unintelligible was happily unaware of Szeth's confusion, and continued on his quest. His next obstacle was the wasteland that was once the site of the battle for vegtium city.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This crater was filled with the bodies of Inquisitors and robots, along with Butt Venture and Uncle Brandy’s chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzal-that-tastes-like-strawberries factory.

[NameIess]

Which made it quite easy to walk over.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Butt Venture and Uncle Brandy’s chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzal-that-tastes-like-strawberries factory was the only light on the desolate plain. They stepped outside and welcomed Unintelligible in to eat some chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzals-that-tastes-like-strawberries.

 

[NameIess]

Unintelligible happily accepted this gift, then went on with his journey. As he continued on his way, he tripped and fell, feeling a sharp pain in his left arm as he did so. He glanced down to see that he had somehow impaled himself on a metallic spike of some kind. he winced, but decided not to pull it out until he could properly bandage the wound.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

All of the spectating narrators collectively facepalmed as Ruin cackled deviously.

[NameIess]

Blissfully unaware of the importance of checking spikes for hemalurgy, Unintelligible continued on towards the outskirts of the Ghanderflaffle empire.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

As he came close, he noticed Timmy the XVISOLX leading a swarm of refugees out of the city.