The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, Nameless continued to happily increase the entropy of the universe.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene frowned and thought about trying to stop him, but that would have taken effort. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

After all, he'd have to run out of entropy to increase in a few eons.

[NameIess]

And then Nameless would finally prove once and for all that increasing entropy to its absolute maximum would not require transforming the universe into a giant goldfish.

Edited December 1, 2021 by Ookla the unintelligible

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But there was no proof as of yet. The other narrators were skeptical.

[NameIess]

So Nameless finished increasing the entropy of the universe to its maximum. The entire universe. . . besides the narrators.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Was no different than before. Except for one thing concerning the peach rain... Once the other narrators witnessed that the universe was not a goldfish, they began to praise Truthless, showing them with gifts.

Edited December 1, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence

[NameIess]

Nameless was confused at this, but when he finished reversing entropy, he happily joined the other narrators in showering @Ookla the Semi-Here in gifts. Nameless gave Truthless a magic rock that contained infinite happiness and joy.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Spoiler

Oops.

Sequence realized their name mistake and reset time. The narrators began showing @Ookla the unintelligible with gifts and praise, forever ignorant of Sequence's mistake.  

 

Edited December 1, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

All except Szeth, who was showering himself with gifts and praise.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The other narrators stared at them.

[NameIess]

Nameless re-reset time in order to make it so that every narrator who ever held any remote connection to Szeth son son Vallano was being showered with gifts and praise.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

My evil plan worked!

mwahahahaha

The LiViNg cHeEsE took away Nameless's narration powers and banished Nameless to the desolate Dark One forums, and he was never to be seen again!

(Narrator Unintelligible can still be here though)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

All the other narrators wondered where Nameless had gone, but were content showering themselves with praise. Meanwhile, narrator Sequence had seized the power of a Shard. Unfortunately, it was the shard of Whimsy, so Sequence entered a state of uselessness and settled on Ashyn to contemplate the reasoning behind organic matter.

Edited December 2, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence
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[NameIess]

Ookla the unintelligible decided to undertake a glorious quest to rescue Nameless the narrator.

Edited December 2, 2021 by Ookla the unintelligible

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

They were given a rock to help with their quest. An ordinary rock.

[NameIess]

He used this rock to make a. . . rock? Unintelligible wasn't very good at making things out of rocks.

Edited December 2, 2021 by Ookla the unintelligible

[Mortals]

But the rock he made was no longer ordinary…

[NameIess]

It was extraordinary! maybe.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Whimsy had made it themself. They were proud. It was immune to all enchantments and changes, coincidentally making it indestructible.

Edited December 2, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence

[NameIess]

Which wasn't really that useful except when it was.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, the LiViNg cHeEsE quietly cackled in a corner to itself. Everybody ignored it.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unintelligible’s first obstacle was getting past the gate of eternal bean water. The entire gate smelled of the metallic water residue in cans of beans. No matter how difficult the journey was, Unintelligible was able to call upon Whimsy for a useless gift.

Edited December 2, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence

[NameIess]

Unintelligible pulled up a Lock Picking Lawyer video, grabbed his indestructible rock, and smashed the gate's lock with it.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Unfortunately, in breaking the lock, he'd rendered the gate unopenable.