The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

"Okay, maybe it's braile. I probably should have realized that morse code has dashes in it." Nameless ate Szeth's sandwiches.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Szeth’s use of Braille was deemed unacceptable by the UNSC, and was kidnapped from its family to be a part of the Spartan-II program.

[NameIess]

Nameless rescued Szeth's Use Of Braille from the UNSC by hiring a consultant to sue them.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, the consultant was hit by a train. 

[NameIess]

Poor train.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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Not Braille either

[AonDoor he/him]

The train had gotten used to things like this... mostly. You see, the train was Truthless, so it didn't have much time to think about the ethics of hitting people or chugging on stone.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

As the Train was sent to sociopathic therapy by the United States Government, Szeth was sent to federal prison for their misuse of Morse code and Braille.

[NameIess]

But that was irrelevant.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

For everyone except Szeth, who would be serving 30 to life.

[NameIess]

BECAUSE THE GHANDERFLAFFLE EMPIRE WAS RISING!!!!!!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone screamed.

[NameIess]

IT WAS RISING FASTER THAN IT EVER HAD BEFORE.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone screamed faster.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Guards outside Szeth's cell considered quitting their jobs.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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[AonDoor he/him]

Once upon a time, there were five members of the Ghanderflaffle Empire.

Now there are seventeen.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“Augh!” Szeth said, snapping out of the dots. “Breadmunks!”

[NameIess]

The guards were very thankful that Szeth had stopped spouting gibberish. Meanwhile, the Ghanderflaffle empire SWEPT ACROSS THE GLOBE, CONQUERING ALL WHO OPPOSED THEM WITH THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE THAT WAS THEIR ARMY OF CAPTURED BREADMUNKS.

[Silva]

Then the breadmunks joined forces with the breadmonks and rebelled.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much sorrow.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

There was much bread.

[NameIess]

And there was much fighting.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The common citizens did not know what to do as the army of breakmunks swarmed their city. The very wealthy, however, knew exactly what to do. They created artificial snozberry jam and froze it, shooting these frozen objects at the army as weapons.