The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Nameless was sad that X's avatar was sad, but resolved to be proactive in creating an easy-to-hate antagonist by deciding to kill him before his depression could destroy the universe.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he had to find him first.

...

And avoid being [ERASED].

[NameIess]

It would be exceptionally difficult. Fortunately, no one would try to stop him, because he was authorized by the government to take X's avatar down.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I liek th poottato

[xinoehp512 he/him]

th poottato

...

hash brown

...

goen

[Laugh track plays]

[laugh laugh laugh laugh laguh lghau alghu aghlu]

Edited December 14, 2021 by Ookla the Ash

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Szeth's usage of "poottato" was deemed unsavory by the NFL, and was banned from use.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

11 hours ago, Ookla the unintelligible said:

It would be exceptionally difficult. Fortunately, no one would try to stop him, because he was authorized by the government to take X's avatar down.

Hahahahaaaahhahhhahhahhaahahaaaa

No one

No one

....

The sky was red with blood.

[NameIess]

Nameless glanced up at the sky. "Hm. That strikes me as a bad sign." He pulled out his depression detector.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The detector grew eyes, legs, hands

a mouth

it laughed

teeth

[AonDoor he/him]

...Then it bit Nameless's hand off.

[NameIess]

Nameless winced. Looks like he'd need a new depression detector. And quickly.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The former detector melted into gray goo and began to feed.

[NameIess]

Nameless glanced at the goo, then pulled out his phone and called doctor Hedrius Confadrius, top researcher of the NSDALJ.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The line was dead.

[AonDoor he/him]

As was Doctor Hedrius Confadrius.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The Doctor had died of a rare condition called death.

[NameIess]

Nameless wondered how he had gotten here.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, pootaattoo

[NameIess]

Turned into a radioactive sludge, melting through the ground.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It met the gray goo and exploded.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The resulting toxin was sent into the air, blanketing the planet and plunging it into a nuclear winter type thing, except with pootaattoo and gray goo fumes.

[NameIess]

Out of the fumes came monsters of shifting shapes, taking the form of humanity's worst fears.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Like soggy fries that don’t have any salt or seasonings on them.

[NameIess]

The kind that jump into your mouth.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Along with Funyun scented perfume.