The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

The Story is very angry to be in the present tense. Very angry indeed.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The Story decides to file a complaint at their local police station.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar couldn't make out the words anymore. Only the screams.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

AAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA A AA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA

[NameIess]

This was very sad. Too bad Nameless had given all his pure happiness to Truthless.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth took the opportunity to do some self-promotion.

Feeling [alone]? Check out some of my [!!!links below this post!!!]! Make sure to give [tons and tons] of [those scruuuumptious] reputation!!!!!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

He was promptly arrested.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

For being too [awesome in MANY DIFFERENT WAYS] and [utterly and completely convincing!].

[NameIess]

Nameless banished Szeth to the shadow realm.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

(aka reported him to the mods)

[NameIess]

(But not actually, because Nameless has a sense of humor)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

(I wasn't actually suggesting you do that, so good)

[NameIess]

Nameless laughed evilly. Then he ate Szeth's hot pretzel.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth screamed in rage.

[NameIess]

Nameless laughed maniacally and ate Szeth's cheeze-its.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth didn't like cheeze-its, only Cheez-Its, so he was fine.

[NameIess]

Until he realized that Unintelligible had eaten those.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"SCUD STORMS BLOOD AND DARKNESS"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This curse was deemed unacceptable by the FDA and was discontinued in stores and restaurants.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Szeth's unsavory use of dots was deemed unacceptable by the USSR and was bombed out of the sky.

Edited December 6, 2021 by Sequence

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Szeth’s unacceptable usage of posts was deemed incorrect by the third grade teacher and was given an F for the final grade. 

[NameIess]

Nameless laughed. "You think I care about morse code?" And proceeded to eat all of Szeth's pancakes and all of Szeth's waffles.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It’s not Morse code.

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