The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mist she/her]

"I'm glad I could catch you, Treble. Do you want to hang out?"

[Condensation she/her]

"Of course!"

[Mist she/her]

"What do you want to do? Ooh, how about a readathon?"

[Condensation she/her]

"Readathons are great! I'd love to do a readathon with you."

[Mist she/her]

"Okay, which book?" T jumped in. "May I?"

[Condensation she/her]

"Of course."

[Mist she/her]

"I don't know that book," says Quite with a joking tone.

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, Condensation said:

Okay! Were you going to join Crystellation? Because right now would be the perfect time. My character's walking through the market day crowd to go talk to the wall guard, and she could bump into you if you wanted.

Yeah, I was! Thanks for the opportunity. 

[Condensation she/her]

 Post and I'll bump into someone in the market. I have to go to bed soon, but I'll hopefully be on for a bit.

[Rebecca she/her]

Wow, this thread has gotten rustin’ long. Great job guys!

Kaladin Chullblessed randomly appeared and walked through the middle of whatever was happening right now. Or, if that was inconvenient, he simply appeared on the sidelines and intently watched whatever was happening right now.

[AonEne he/him]

Hi Rebecca! 

Not much was happening, so he walked through the Void. 

[Rebecca she/her]

Hey Ene! I should be trying to sleep right now, but I don’t want to, so here I am. 
 

Which, for some reason, is where Noodles TM was. So he ordered a bowl to go.

[+Doomstick he/him]

I haven't seen you in a while

they took that literally though, the bowl shot into space

[Rebecca she/her]

Yeah, I just started college, and before that I was busy prepping for college and dealing with my senior year, so I haven’t been on the Shard as much. Glad to have a free moment to hang out on my favorite thread though. 

Kaladin Chullblessed gave a dramatically sad sigh, and ordered another bowl, this one for here. Then, as he waited, he wrote a poem about the bowl of noodles that had shot off into space.

Edited September 24, 2020 by Rebecca

[+Doomstick he/him]

We're pulling ahead of tLPW again, they almost caught us a bit ago

Butt Venture was the waiter

[Rebecca she/her]

Oh no! Well I’m proud of everyone who posts on this thread for not letting it win haha. TLT must prevail!!

When he brought Kaladin Chullblessed his noodles, he asked what he was writing about, and ended up having to sit through the entire 30 minute long poem about a bowl of noodles.

[+Doomstick he/him]

want to join the tlt discord?

it was a ketek, which would have been really impressive, if

[Rebecca she/her]

I think I’m already on there actually, but thanks for the offer! I’m just not very active on Discord either (unless it’s to get my pancakes on the TUBA server because that is important  (or my dms, I check those too)).

...Butt hadn’t accidentally spilled his glass of grape juice over it and ruined the entire thing.

[+Doomstick he/him]

so you are  

also, Kaladin Chullblessed could speak about 10 words per hour

[Rebecca she/her]

So his poem was actually only 5 words long. It just took him a long time to read.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And his words were tricky and complex to understand.

[Kings_way he/they]

Theres a tLT discord? 

Because Butt Venture didn't speak Rosharan.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But he did speak French.

[Experience he/him]

And just a bit of German.

Only one more page till 1234!

Edited September 24, 2020 by Experience

[AonEne he/him]

44 minutes ago, Kings_way said:

Theres a tLT discord?

Yep, I think there's a link in Stick's sig.

15 minutes ago, Experience said:

Only one more page till 1234!

Akdkdk I read this and was extremely confused for a hot second before remembering I can see hidden posts

And all of Women's Script.