The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger stepped through a rift in spacetime and sheepishly asked if he could add some pizza.

Edited September 23, 2020 by Ashbringer

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick gave him a piece

[Kings_way he/they]

King continued eating spiked pizza

[+Doomstick he/him]

it wasn't spiked with hemalurgy though

[AonEne he/him]

It was spiked with cranberry juice. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

the impossible had been accomplished

1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said:

I have nothing to do... someone give me something to do.

post here

Edited September 23, 2020 by Doomstick

[AonEne he/him]

Or rather, re-accomplished. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

because the impossible was accomplished every day

[AonEne he/him]

24/7, or in Roshar’s case...more than that. I forgot because I’m the worst lol 

[+Doomstick he/him]

20/5

[Condensation she/her]

Treble was confused, but continued enjoying her pizza.

[+Doomstick he/him]

20 hours a day, 5 days a week

[Condensation she/her]

It was a very large slice of pizza.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ling Ling continued practicing

[Condensation she/her]

his trombone

[Mist she/her]

"That's quite a piece. What's it called?" T asks.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ling Ling explained.

[+Doomstick he/him]

.. that it was a violin, not a trombone

[Condensation she/her]

But that the two were very similar and it was a common mistake.

[Ashbringer he/him]

It depended where you put the strings on the trombone, of course.

[Condensation she/her]

See, if it were a violin, then the strings would be

[Ashbringer he/him]

binding the bow to the stem, making a smooth surface to twirl it around.

[Condensation she/her]

Violin playing involved much twirling.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Some might even say a superfluous amount.

[Condensation she/her]

But it was quite enjoyable.