The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Instead of homes, the rest were all houses.

[Mist she/her]

Seven houses, all on King Street.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With giant trees in the backyard.

[+Doomstick he/him]

16 minutes ago, Mist said:

Seven houses, all on King Street.

But there was only one on Rome Street.

[Mist she/her]

T lived in one of the houses, and she loved to climb the trees.

[Condensation she/her]

The trees loved to be climbed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Even though they had no branches until twenty feet above the ground.

[Mist she/her]

Shhhh.

T had her ways.

 

[Condensation she/her]

T was very mysterious.

[+Doomstick he/him]

“TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!” Said T.

[Mist she/her]

"Hello, fellow T!" said T. "How are you today?"

[Condensation she/her]

"Rather Terrible," said T.

[Mist she/her]

"Oh. You responded with something other than TTTTT. I'm sorry. Why was your day Rather Terrible?"

[Condensation she/her]

"Well, I went To The supermarket, Then I was attacked by Terrific Tongue-Twisters!"

[Mist she/her]

"What did they say? That sounds terrible."

[Condensation she/her]

"They said, 'Tom Threw Tim Three Thumbtacks', and then they asked me, 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?'"

[Mist she/her]

"Interesting. Did they attack you with Thumbtacks?"

[Condensation she/her]

"Yes, and pecks of pickled peppers!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The two T's traded tips through taps.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Tensoon tapped tin

[Mist she/her]

Tensoon's an Allomancer now?

T tucked her traded tip into her tote.

[Turtle they/them]

and turtle ruined the alliteration, bing bang boom.

[Mist she/her]

But Bob barely blinked at that.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because big balloons boomed!

[Mat he/him]

Pizza arrived.