The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ashbringer he/him]

The geeses tried to negotiate a piece treaty. But nobody took them literally seriously.

[Condensation she/her]

The moosen were quite serious.

[Ashbringer he/him]

So they conspired to conglomerate to increase their conversing effectiveneeses.

[Condensation she/her]

It collectively created a clash of clans.

[AonEne he/him]

A few sheeps showed up too. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

someone decided to carve on a moose with a sharpened toothbrush

[Mist she/her]

The moose shook his head, trying to move the carver.

[AonEne he/him]

Why?! 

Narrator Ene smote the carver to save the moose. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Suddenly, llamas!

Spoiler

because the people responsible for the moose were sacked

 

[Ashbringer he/him]

The meeses sent tactical meese to save the besieged not-yet-meese-still-moose.

Edited September 24, 2020 by Ashbringer
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[Mist she/her]

The geeses sent geese, especially angry ganders, in to attack the besieged meese/moose.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A shoop ate a gras.

[Condensation she/her]

And decided that grass was quite delicious.

Okay, we've strayed far enough from proper spelling.

[Mist she/her]

What do you mean?

So shoop ate more grass.

[AonEne he/him]

The shoop was a living sound - specifically, the sound a vacuum makes when it eats someone's hair.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

You can't misspell it if it's a word you just made up. 

One gras at a time.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick was sad that nobody got his references

[Condensation she/her]

Gras was a reference to Mardi Gras, because

[+Doomstick he/him]

and the toothbrush moose and llamas were references to the credits of MPatHG

Edited September 24, 2020 by Doomstick

[xinoehp512 he/him]

[censored] wanted it to be.

[Condensation she/her]

*finger guns*

[censored] was quite happy with that answer.

[Mist she/her]

Ninjas entered to round up the rogue gooses and meese.

[Condensation she/her]

Okay! Were you going to join Crystellation? Because right now would be the perfect time. My character's walking through the market day crowd to go talk to the wall guard, and she could bump into you if you wanted.

Treble had a lingering fear of ninjas, so she leapt back, knocking into the wall.

[Mist she/her]

The wall was quite perturbed. That was its name, you see. Quite Perturbed the wall.

Flame on!

Edited September 24, 2020 by Mist

[Condensation she/her]

Quite Perturbed was actually good friends with Treble.