The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Archer he/him]

First post! Ah shoot someone beat me to it

The octopus was cool, Archer liked it

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This unsettled Dr Who Octopus.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Dr. Who Octopus’ last name was Bob, so he was also known as Dr. WOB

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was because of this that he named his superweapon the Wobber.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

16 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Certified evildoer.

In order of post count:

Shard of Thought
Lunamor
Jaywalk
xinoehp512
whattheHoid
The Last Post
Truthless of Shinovar
Kidpen
BringerofShadows
Gancho Libre
Silva
Nameless
Ghanderflaffle
BitBitio
Rebecca
Snipexe
FatherTiempo
Butt Ad Venture
beantheboy12
Darth Woodrack
Sorana
Ink
Ark1002
Apollyon
Firerust
Devout Pathian
Rosharan A.C.
Turtle373
Le Sigh
Stormblessed Dolphin
The Face of Daiseri
RoadWalker
The Awakened Salad
Nerd3.14159265358979
Emperor Stick
TheVillageIdiot
AonEne
Dr. Dapper
The Technovore
McWafy
Archer
Vogelsang
The_Archivist
Sherlock Holmes
Little Bear
ElephantEarwax
Experience
The Night Watcher
Yvainnie
Toaster Retribution
Blessed peace
Quitecontrary
John Flamesinger
MacThorstenson
Hemalurgic Headshot
Shard of Reading
Ventyl
Kelsier'sGodComplex
TheGirlWhoLookedUp
Niteshado
Brightness Warrior
Feruchemical Bowser
Edgedancer_of_spirits
Tesh
Sparkrunner
Ashspren
I Am Witless
The Thinking Herald
Weedolfin
Aragorn
King of Herdaz
Wondercat
Dunc4n
Ghost of Perdition
Destruction
I think I am here.
Inky
Mistspren
ToaCalune
Retrac
recneps
Life&Death
Elend Venture
Xtafa
Elenion
Lunu’anaki
piggoot the fluffy
Kaladin's successor
StormblessedSurvivor
bees?
Nohadon
Meeker Merc
Blazenella
Knight of Iron
Bookish Ocelot
Voidus
Ooktapus The Fierce
The Hope of Elantris
Matrim's_Dice
Ishar
Feruchemical Skybreaker
lillylyantha
HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath
ebfritz
Arlin
Wyndlerunner
Mestiv
Leyrann
Mist
twenty second of the sun
That Violin Guy
I lost my flute
ChickenLiberty
Aon Ese: Abundance,Harvest
Karger
Lisa, Reading Spren
SandersonFanderson
ILuvHats
Zelly
Ashertliden
Darkness Ascendant
Zehr
GiveMeASpren(I'mCrazy)
5ith Ideal
The Harlem Worldhoppers
Danex
One_Armed
Tana'kai_humaka'aban
Channelknight Fadran
R J
Spaceferring
Rask
GoWibble
ardrel
Ethan_Sedai
Kestrel
Aquilla
Blessing of Potency
Chinkoln
Sunbringer
Darkwalker
CitCat
Aluminum Misting
BooksBeforeDeath
Queen Elsa Steelheart
fractal
Glaedr Firnen
Furamirionind
Gray to
HeyLookItz
The Awakened Sloth
abh
theRoyalDingus
Broseph
Jehoiada
Zath
Thunderclast
Sami
Podman
Moonrise
Nathrangking
Guest

I'm not going to @ them all, however. I'm not that crazy.

7th place, that’s not too shabby!

((Thanks for making the list, I’ll upvote you tomorrow))

[+Doomstick he/him]

A sanderfan mistook him for a Word of Brandon and trapped him in Arcanum

also, how many more posts do I need here before I’m in 5th place?

Edited May 28, 2020 by The Last Post

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And me in first?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

A sanderfan mistook him for a Word of Brandon and trapped him in Arcanum

also, how many more posts do I need here before I’m in 5th place?

Huh, only 15 from the end of page 1000. You could probably get there today.

3 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

And me in first?

2216. Again, from the end of page 1000.

5 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

A sanderfan mistook him for a Word of Brandon and trapped him in Arcanum

also, how many more posts do I need here before I’m in 5th place?

While trapped, he studied lore.

Edited May 28, 2020 by xinoehp512

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad belatedly started partying in celebration of 1000 pages.

Woooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Quitty joined in, serving waffles piled extra high with good stuff.

I'm surprised I'm in the middle of that list since I just started posting here. Also woooow. 

[Coffeecat she/her]

Guaranteed! Spikes are not good stuff.

[Silva]

A spike was very much offended by that statement.

[Coffeecat she/her]

But the spike knew it did not need to share its feelings, with enough investiture, it would rule the world.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It sat there menacingly.

5 hours ago, Quitecontrary said:

Quitty joined in, serving waffles piled extra high with good stuff.

I'm surprised I'm in the middle of that list since I just started posting here. Also woooow. 

The middle of the list is rather tight. You're at 52nd place with 35 posts. Thirteen more posts would put you in 50th place, but thirteen fewer would put you all the way down at 74th.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Archivist started gorging himself on waffles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The unspiked ones.

[Coffeecat she/her]

Hopefully.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Archivist calmly pulled the spikes out of his mouth and through them at Spike.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They passed straight through.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Quitty wondered why there were spikes in the waffles since she only added some Wafflerasium in it.

50 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The middle of the list is rather tight. You're at 52nd place with 35 posts. Thirteen more posts would put you in 50th place, but thirteen fewer would put you all the way down at 74th.

Cool!

[The_Archivist he/him]

Archivist used his post reading skills to know she wondered that, and told her he always had spikes in his mouth, and he had to remove them if he wanted to eat.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The SRA was notified.

[The_Archivist he/him]

The Service Regarding Archivist? I'm flattered.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Actually, it was the Spike Removal Agency, come to dispose of the discarded spikes.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Archivist shrugged and placed some more spikes in his mouth, having finished the waffles.