The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because France doesn’t exist

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was actually just a hologram.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Created by some rats. 

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Who liked to lose in wars.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

From spaaace.

[Jaywalk he/him]

With their makeshift spaceships.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Crafted from cardboard.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Using technology from Calvin.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The mechanical duck.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Calvin had multiple personalities.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

One was killer.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Another was Good Calvin.

Edited May 30, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Yet another went only by the name Stanislakovitch Zengrosky the XIth.

[AonEne he/him]

“OH HECK I MISSED IT. STORM BAD INTERNET,” ENE YELLED SEVEN PAGES LATER, FORGETTING TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK. 

Carry on with whatever you’re doing, I’m just annoyed at myself. *vanishes again* 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The varying personalities of Calvin fought over who got to use the body.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which caused some slightly scary seizures.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Eventually, Calvin uploaded his extra personalities to alternate forms.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Such as stormform.

[NameIess]

Then killer Calvin killed all the other  personalities. Except for Stanislakovitch Zengrosky the XIth, who was actually just a random person sucked into Calvin's fractured psyche.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He managed to escape relatively unscathed.

[NameIess]

In body. His mind was a fractured mess.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he decided to hire a consultant.

[Jaywalk he/him]

This consultant was a fake, however.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Not a fake consultant, but a fake...

[Lunamor she/her]

“World’s best tap dancer”. He claimed to be the best, but was really just ok.