The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he expressed his appreciation in other ways.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Such as expensive gifts. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

And awkward flirting.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And the chicken dance.

[Silva]

It was a beautiful rendition of the chicken dance.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And a very effective appreciative gesture.

[Experience he/him]

4 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

The bus excreted dynamite.

          _ ._  _ , _ ._
        (_ ' ( `  )_  .__)
      ( (  (    )   `)  ) _)
     (__ (_   (_ . _) _) ,__)
     ^   `~~`\ ' . /`~~`
    /.\       ;   ;
   / . \      /   \
____|_|______/_ __ \_____________

How?!?

[Jaywalk he/him]

Meanwhile, a shark was devouring innocent beachgoers.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

12 minutes ago, Experience said:

How?!?

It's a versatile bus.

It was a robotic shark.

[Jaywalk he/him]

With a blimp configuration.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 minute ago, Jaywalk said:

Meanwhile, a shark was devouring innocent beachgoers.

Yes that’s a emoticon request @xinoehp512

[Shard of Reading he/him]

And laser eyes.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The laser color was also customizable, along with the disco fins.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

And detachable billboard

[Lunamor she/her]

Y’all are mean

Those parts of the shark, however, were invisible.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But could be turned visible whenever the shark wished, which was all the time because it liked to be seen.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The shark-blimp rose majestically into the air, full on the blood of innocents.

 

                     _.-"{   
               .-*'``     ``*-'-. ___    .-.
          .-*'`       ________   '.\/  /
====*   ((   ,  | Free Wifi          | -=| (
       `-'.._'.      |________| .'/\  \
       ,       '-.,_____ _____.-'  '-'
       ,            [_____]=8

[Lunamor she/her]

IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL 

It decided to become ruler of the universe.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

The shark-blimp rose majestically into the air, full on the blood of innocents.

 

                     _.-"{   
               .-*'``     ``*-'-. ___    .-.
          .-*'`       ________   '.\/  /
====*   ((   ,  | Free Wifi          | -=| (
       `-'.._'.      |________| .'/\  \
       ,       '-.,_____ _____.-'  '-'
       ,            [_____]=8

Oh my word this is beautiful

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It joined forces with Dr Who Octopus.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It became Sharkandolism.

I can't remember how you spell any words that brandon makes up. Shame on me. So, if I misspelled it, it is not my fault.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Thousands cowered in terror.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Even more cowered in fear when out of nowhere, a Sharkadonalsiumnado began.

I think that’s my new favorite word.

Edited May 29, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was unfortunate, as it was a holiday.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Celebrating the inauguration of the emperor.