The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless launched a thermonuke at the falling Ghanderflaffle empire.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It started rising

[Lunamor she/her]

What the heck happened while I was gone...

Luna just kinda stood there, stretching a sore shoulder and watching everything play out.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Ghanderflaffle empire was now in orbit around Earth.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

It crashed into the International Space Station.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Breadm*nks invested in the repairs.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 11/20/2019 at 0:16 PM, Shard of Thought said:

Sophie whimpered, trying desperately to curtail her crying. "I wanna help him, I do," she said, her form shaking, "but what can I do? I... I... don't wanna die!" She almost started crying again, then caught herself. "I'll... I'll help..." She finally decided. "I'll help..." 

At last, said Aqua, floating away from Sophie and towards the edged of the forcefield. Let's go. We only have a few minutes left before the withergeists will attack.

 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

At last, said Aqua, floating away from Sophie and towards the edged of the forcefield. Let's go. We only have a few minutes left before the withergeists will attack.

 

Sophie sniffed, letting the forcefield down, cursing herself in her head. She stood up and wiped her eyes pitifully. "Wh-where do we go?"

[Jaywalk he/him]

An anvil fell on Truthless’s pinky toe.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH” Truthless cried out. 

[Archer he/him]

"AHHHHHHH!" screamed the anvil in response. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, Shard of Thought said:

Sophie sniffed, letting the forcefield down, cursing herself in her head. She stood up and wiped her eyes pitifully. "Wh-where do we go?"

Hold on, said another, different voice. No one's going anywhere yet.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Hold on, said another, different voice. No one's going anywhere yet.

Sophie groaned and summoned a brick wall to bang her head against.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless kicked the Anvil in frustration, only to stub his other pinkie toe.

[Rebecca she/her]

The anvil kicked Truthless back.

[Lunamor she/her]

Still screaming.

[NameIess]

But Truthless died of two stubbed toes before the anvil's kick landed.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

When the kick did land, it gashed his skull in. There was no doubt anymore as to whether or not he was dead. 

Truthless's funeral happened in the heart of the Ghanderflaffle Empire.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Honestly I’m not even mad. I’m getting buried by the Ghanderfaffles!!

The ceremony was beautiful and elaborate. It brought tears to everybody’s eyes, including Truthless’s, who may or may not have been faking his death.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He wasn’t, he was really dead.

Edited November 24, 2019 by The Last Post

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Hence his tears. 

To commemorate the noble hero’s death, they created a giant statue, mad of pure gold, of an incredibly buff Truthless, overlooking the field in which he was buried. Ghanderflaffles came around for miles to see the masterful piece of art.

Edited November 24, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Yay looked down and the statue shattered. 

“What happened?” Said Truthless reborn

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A withergeist remnant of Truthless rose from his body, born from the shadow left from his earlier deaths at the hands of the dark spirits.

It consumed all the ghanderflaffles on the field.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Yay was more powerful 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthlessgeist, who was somehow incredibly buff now, added insult to injury and changed all the ghanderflaffles into Handerflafles.

Edited November 24, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar