The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

In the long run, the marriage went very successfully.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

TVG was happy that Butt was fighting against the plot again. 

And, in response to his depression, Alcatraz broke...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

A breadmunk.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And their marriage.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And for the first time, the breadmunks' secret was revealed.

[+Ed Venture]

That the breadmunk actually had dressed up as Butt and married Bastille. So...Bastille decided to marry the real Butt.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Until, that is, Butt remembered that he loved Star.

Edited November 15, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

Bastille was heartbroken, and decided to drown her depression in drugs.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Until But Venture came into her life.

[+Ed Venture]

She beat him over the head with her sword, which left her feeling much better.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Meanwhile, Butt searched for Star, a cloud of non-Sentience still in his head.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because all plot, since the beginning, always revolved around Star.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It made her hated. 

It made her revered.

But most of all, it made her broken. 

[Lunamor she/her]

And also kinda hungry.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

TVG had a plan to deal with this. 

[Lunamor she/her]

She would bake her some cookies using her secret recipe.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Actually, she was thinking more along the lines of hot cocoa. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So Butte Venture brought her some. It was a long story of how he had become her servant.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

One that Truthless was about to tell, in great detail. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

After seventeen whole minutes of staring at an empty stage, the audience became bored and left the theater.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Wait one moment please!” Truthless said. “Oh, and if you try and leave the theater, mimes will attack you!”

[+Ed Venture]

But his audience was the mimes, so they all left unhindered.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They returned to their miserable lives of guarding the fourth wall, disappointed that they couldn't have had at least one happy moment in their lives.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna handed each one a cookie.

[NameIess]

But they were allergic, and had to go on sick leave.