The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Ouch." Said FT. Who had luckily came back from the dead. I

Note: see page 737

 

Edited November 19, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless ate Ñ. Banana.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT stumbled into the room. He saw Truthless eating the banana, and promptly fainted.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless laughed maniacally and stuffed more bananas into his mouth. He on in the Yiddish alphabet now. Sign language was next.

Edited November 19, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Jaywalk he/him]

Bananakind formed a coalition to fell Truthless from his tyrannical ways.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

This was after Truthless had finished making banana pudding out of the Luxembourgish bananas.

[Jaywalk he/him]

One banana from Moscow was being hailed as a hero.

[NameIess]

For being the first banana to realize how doomed they were and run away, he was the sole survivor of the massacre of truth.

[Archer he/him]

He managed to split and run, but the others were in a bunch of trouble. 

[Lunamor she/her]

They risked getting bruises, so they got in their banana-mobiles and peeled out of there.

Edited November 20, 2019 by Lunamor

[FatherTiempo he/him]

2 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

Bananakind formed a coalition to fell Truthless from his tyrannical ways.

I think it's time for some TLT intervention!

[Jaywalk he/him]

A mime and a banana had a child.

[Lunamor she/her]

They named her Manana.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And raised her in a volcano.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A banana was a cross between a bandicoot and an iguana.

On 11/16/2019 at 10:19 PM, Shard of Thought said:

Sophie's stomach did cartwheels. "O-o-oh..." she stuttered. She shook her head. "I can't..." She took in a sharp breath, then another, and another. She shook her head rapidly. "I can't!" she cried. She sobbed. "I can't help him... I'm... Oh..." Sophie fell to her knees, heart aching at the thought of losing Xino, yet petrified of the terror of leaving her safety. She felt like a selfish brat. Xino would die because of her inability to be brave. "I wanna help..." she said. "But I..." She clenched her fists in frustration, unsure how to express how conflicted she was. "Well, why can't you help 'im?"

Sorry she's been so whiny; you're asking her to do something really, really hard and she's scared out of her mind. She will do it though. Just needs a little more convincing. 

I want you to take a close look me, said Aqua in a flat tone. You see these hands? No? That's because they don't exist.

Rekaerb coughed apologetically. "Could I, perhaps, provide some assistance?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

8 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

A banana was a cross between a bandicoot and an iguana.

I want you to take a close look me, said Aqua in a flat tone. You see these hands? No? That's because they don't exist.

Rekaerb coughed apologetically. "Could I, perhaps, provide some assistance?"

Sophie whimpered, trying desperately to curtail her crying. "I wanna help him, I do," she said, her form shaking, "but what can I do? I... I... don't wanna die!" She almost started crying again, then caught herself. "I'll... I'll help..." She finally decided. "I'll help..." 

[Jaywalk he/him]

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Said Alcatraz.

[Lunamor she/her]

In response to being hit by Bastille’s purse again.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It had a brick in it.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Later, Bastille joined a comedy group called Studio C. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Where she provided all of the physical humor.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But she was ridiculed for not being part of the original cast.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!” Truthless laughed.

[Lunamor she/her]

So she hit everyone ridiculing her with her purse.