The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

By a rate of 82.16 feet per minute.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So they hired a consultant.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Who declared that the cause was an abundance of yeast.

[Lunamor she/her]

And breadyness.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He proposed a solution.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Astral was boiling. 

Well, not literally, but that's what it looked like. Her hair was writhing around her head, curling and uncurling in tiny, uneven clumps. Her eyes twitched and she griped the armrests of her recently-formed obsidian throne so hard that her grey fingers were turning white. An aura of decay, stronger than the one usually accompanied her presence, ate at the ground around her and several withergeists had taken up positions around her. Even her circlet was a bit lopsided on her head. 

"I. Can't. Stand. This."

[Jaywalk he/him]

One ghanderflaffle attempted to comfort Astral.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It burned up as it entered her circle of decay. She scratched at her face, miserable. She was already crazy and being trapped here was doing a number on what little sanity she had left.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Far off, a broken man climbed a forgotten mountain to the top of the world.

...he must reach the summit he must not reach the summit he must fall along the way others must help him he must do it alone...

The threads of Fate spun and wove, remembering what was yet to come...

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt ate pizza

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was from Papa Johns.

[+Ed Venture]

Except it wasn’t.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was from Mama Johns.

Edited October 23, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was enchanted pizza.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was enchanted to be delicious 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Y'all... Astral be like...

Spoiler

Here I lie
In a lost and lonely part of town
Held in time
In a world of tears I slowly drown
Goin' home
I just can't make it all alone
I really should be holding you
Holding you
Loving you, loving you

Tragedy
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one to love you
You're goin' nowhere
Tragedy
When you lose control and you got no soul
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one beside you
You're goin' nowhere

Night and day
There's a burning down inside of me
Burning love
With a yearning that won't let me be
Down I go
And I just can't take it all alone
I really should be holding you
Holding you
Loving you, loving you

Tragedy
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one to love you
You're goin' nowhere
Tragedy
When you lose control and you got no soul
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one beside you
You're goin' nowhere

Tragedy
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one to love you, you're goin' nowhere
Tragedy
When you lose control and you got no soul
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one beside you, you're goin' nowhere

Tragedy
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one to love you, you're goin' nowhere
Tragedy
When you lose control and you got no soul
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and your heart just dies
It's hard to bear
With no one beside you, you're goin' nowhere

Tragedy
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one to love you, you're goin' nowhere
Tragedy

 

[Jaywalk he/him]

11 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

It was enchanted to be delicious 

Especially to traumatized people.

[Snipexe he/him]

Which, considering the thread, was a lot of people.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Everyone, to be exact

[Lunamor she/her]

Including the animals.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And the Ghanderflaffles.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

And the honorable members of Hermitcraft.

And the dishonorable ones too.

Edited October 26, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Jaywalk he/him]

All the members of Hermitcraft were just really disturbed.

[Archer he/him]

Fortunately, they all had matching novelty buttons to warn people about their condition. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

And they carried around pamphlets to give to anyone who questioned their sanity.