The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

That, sadly, was a question that would not be answered for a long while.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Purple was also flammable, but she kept that secret.

[Jaywalk he/him]

One day, the Vaudelaire siblings—Purple, Claus, and Cloudy—decided to burn down a hotel.

[Lunamor she/her]

Cause why not. Well, actually there were a lot of reasons why not, but they chose to be ignorant of those.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

So Purple caught on fire.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was yellow

[Lunamor she/her]

And, quite surprisingly, very hot. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Also, Purple became the fire

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 hour ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

Someone threw a staircase at Star

Star turned the staircase into petals. Purple petals.

[Lunamor she/her]

As Purple was also Stick.

Edit: Ninja’d 

Edited May 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Which was only fire because a thermonuke hit it.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

A thermonuke launched by...

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Dr. Potatoes.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which was his made up name.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

His real name was…

[Lunamor she/her]

Mr. Potato.

[Turtle373 he/him]

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN

[+Ed Venture]

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN is the better know cousin of BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMMM

[Jaywalk he/him]

Their father was named...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Steve.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He’d had a difficult childhood.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But then, their mother's name was MUM MUM MUMMMMMMMMM so maybe it wasn't as weird as you'd think.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Steve liked cheese.

[Rebecca she/her]

Cheddar cheese with chewy chives.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Also known as Cotswold cheese