The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

With BoS eating the chipmunk.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Or trying to, at least.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Nope! She ate the chipmunk with some sriracha sauce. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The Void was angered and the inky black remains of the chipmunk leaked from the pores in Shadow's wooden limbs, damaging her indelibly. 

Edited May 20, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Stupid chipmunk, she thought.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Dorien reformed at BoS’s feet. Mostly.

”Owwwwwwww...”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The chipmunk now appeared slightly zombie-ish. 

[Lunamor she/her]

And got married to a clergyman who served under the great warrior Lady Catherine.

Upvote for getting this extremely obscure reference.

Edited May 20, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star was confused at the logic of a chipmunk born of the Void getting married at all, but let it pass, as this was TLT. She was also slightly worried for when the Master of Silence would return. 

[Turtle373 he/him]

Everybody stayed away from Dorien because he looked like a zombie and they didn't want him to eat their brains, so sadly no one was at Dorien's wedding.

[+Doomstick he/him]

except Nr. Turtle 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

At that moment, Narrator Pheonix fell from the sky.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

At that moment, Narrator Pheonix fell from the sky.

Star caught him. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

And fell from the ground

[Turtle373 he/him]

1 minute ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

except Nr. Turtle 

Except this was Not Nr. Turtle, this was Nr. Not Turtle.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

2 minutes ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

And fell from the ground

Star determined this to mean that she fell over. She grumbled about godmodding, then fell on the grass. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It was petrified grass. Ouch.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star supposed she deserved it but shrugged and turned the grass into carpet. 

[Turtle373 he/him]

Not Turtle turned the the carpet into not carpet.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thankfully, whatever Not Capet was, it didn't hurt to sit on.

[Turtle373 he/him]

but Not Carpet didn't like being sat on, so it kicked Star off.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star didn't appreciate being kicked and left to her own little Narrational plane where no one could bother her. She made a note never to enter the Physical Realm again unless it was necessary.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Star accidentally left that note in the Physical Realm.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The plane imploded

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Where it was found by...

Ninjaed

Star made another area for herself. She could play this game all day.

Edited May 20, 2019 by Shard of Thought