The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Even Butt had supported the trend. 

Star suddenly wondered just how old Butt Venture was.

[Lunamor she/her]

He was secretly Frost, making him the oldest being in the universe.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

After checking the facts, Star reminded Luna that Butt was canonically Elend's cousin so that didn't work.

Edited May 20, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Luna said that Butt was a very distant cousin.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star shrugged. Shards, Butt was old. And apparently, he had a crush on her. She shivered.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“Eww! Ships are so gross!” Marionette BoS had managed to fix herself up.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

All the Narrators suddenly realized that they hadn't seen him for a while.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star didn't want to be shipped with Butt anyway. She did wonder where he had gone though.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Luna pointed out to Star that it wasn’t too different from Edward and Bella in Twilight.

I haven’t read it please don’t kill me if I’m inaccurate. 

Edit: Triple ninja’d, wow.

Edited May 21, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star hadn't read it either and as such had nothing to compare it to.

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt wandered over, sporting his brand new mustache.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star cocked her head. That trend had been started hundreds of years ago.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Star didn't want to be shipped with Butt anyway. She did wonder where he had gone though.

Narrator Pheonix woke up, face pale.

He has acted, he said- then covered his mouth in horror.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Butt wandered over, sporting his brand new mustache.

But it was an imposter.

(The mustache had given it away.)

Edited May 21, 2019 by xinoehp512

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Narrator Pheonix woke up, face pale.

He has acted, he said- then covered his mouth in horror.

Star pulled Pheonix aside. "What's been going on? Did Silence do something?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Pheonix nodded miserably.

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Star cocked her head. That trend had been started hundreds of years ago.

Butt was so old that something that happened hundreds of years ago was still considered to be relatively new.

Edited May 21, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Pheonix nodded miserably.

Star took Pheonix by the shoulders, looking him in the eyes intently. "Tell me, please."

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

But it was an imposter.

(The mustache had given it away.)

The imposter was named Tubb.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

Star took Pheonix by the shoulders, looking him in the eyes intently. "Tell me, please."

Narrator Pheonix shook his head sadly while miming zipping his mouth shut.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Narrator Pheonix shook his head sadly while miming zipping his mouth shut.

"Why can't you say anything?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

 

9 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Narrator Pheonix woke up, face pale.

He has acted, he said- then covered his mouth in horror.

Pheonix opened and closed his mouth in frustration and desperation, but no sound came out.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

 

Pheonix opened and closed his mouth in frustration and desperation, but no sound came out.

Star glared, realizing what had been done. "And there's nothing I can do to reverse your condition?"

[Turtle373 he/him]

Tubb knew where Butt was but he wouldn't tell anyone.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So he was interrogated.

Star asked @BringerofShadows to do the honors.

Edited May 21, 2019 by Shard of Thought