The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Something went boom.

It was a very big boom.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Probably a thermonuke. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

But it obviously wasn’t. Havel had dismantled them all long ago.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Speaking of which, no one knew where Havel was...

[Jaywalk he/him]

And they would not for a while. Not until...

Havel: The Animated Series!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

*insert theme music*

[Jaywalk he/him]

Now back to the story.

The very big boom was, in fact, the result of Butterflutter the Eighth sneezing.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The sneeze was the result of several things. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Only one of which was her allergies.

[Jaywalk he/him]

(This double post was not on purpose.)

Edited May 17, 2019 by Jaywalk

[Lunamor she/her]

Another reason was Butterflutter the 8.5’s allergies.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle also had allergies, as do all ghanderflaffles, but that was irrelevant.

[Jaywalk he/him]

A scientist wanted to harness the power of her sneeze.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

This scientist was called Mashed Potatoes.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

He had to capture the beast for his experiments. 

[Lunamor she/her]

So he set out a pineapple in order to lure her into a trap.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

She darn got lured.

[Lunamor she/her]

The pineapple was just too dang delicious.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Dr. Potatoes maniacally laughed.

Edited May 17, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Turtle373 he/him]

But Dr. Potatoes was too distracted by his laughing to spring the trap

[Lunamor she/her]

As in, he forgot to add the spring of water, a vital component.

[Turtle373 he/him]

Without the water it was really just a pineapple.

[Kidpen he/him]

But then he forgot to add the pine.

[Jaywalk he/him]

So it was just an apple.

[+Doomstick he/him]

A sour, green apple