The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Eventually, Hoid realized that he had made a terrible mistake. He needed to leave before someone recognized him. He started avoiding all cameras and began to concoct a plan. 

[Le Sigh]

His plan was to disguise himself as Butt Venture.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Yes, it would work wonderfully. Until he realized that he probably needed to get off world. Some of his bodyguards had been acting suspiciously and Hoid would have his vacation ruined if things went on like this! He knew what he must now do.

Edited February 10, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[MacThorstenson he/him]

He would switch himself with Butt Venture.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

This would require much precision and meticulous planning. But he could do it. He was Hoid. 

[Lunamor she/her]

He decided to bait Butt using waffles.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The ghanderflaffles became suspicious.

[Lunamor she/her]

No one gives out free waffles like that. They are too precious!

[Jaywalk he/him]

The ghanderflaffles sent their fiercest assassin, Butterflutter the Eighth to take care of Hoid, unaware of the new president’s abilities.

[Silva]

Butterflutter the Eighth also happened to be allergic to butter. And butterflies. And the number eight.

[The Technovore he/him]

It was because of these allergies that he was so vicious, as anyone would be if they had to endure constant sinus agony their entire lives.

Edited February 11, 2019 by The Technovore
*that feel when you notice a typo right after you hit send*

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle turned away in shame at the sight of Butterflutter the Eighth as he was, sadly, a disgrace to the ghanderflaffle nation. Butterflutter the Seventh, on the other hand, was one of the most loved citizens in all of the ghanderflaffle nation.

[Snipexe he/him]

He was widely considered the Ghanderflaffle equivalent of Chasmdi

[Lunamor she/her]

When Butterflutter the eight reached Hoid, he was so aggressive that he attacked him without attempting stealth. Quite the battle ensued. Due to the fact that Hoid was caught unaware, he was forced to fight him using only a...

Edited February 11, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghost of Perdition he/him]

A potato... But this was no ordinary potato. This was the most powerful potato in all the Cosmere, past down for generations since the dawn of time.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was mashed

[Rebecca she/her]

and stomped

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

right after someone told it to die.

Edited February 11, 2019 by Firerust
Forgot to add the essential picture

[+Sorana she/her]

So he pulled of his shoe, to have something else to use as a weapon.

[+Ed Venture]

Could someone make a banner? I don't have the skills to. I mean, @Ark1002 has an Anti-Longest thread, Pro Last Post one! WE MUST RISE UP TO COUNTER HIM AND THE HORRIBLE LAST POSTERS 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They're not horrible. They're just... misguided. We earned this, people! DOWN WITH THE DISSENTERS! THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO THE THRONE!

[whattheHoid she/her]

whattheHoid came to back up Hoid in this fight after a long busy Sunday. She quickly whittled some very sharp Invested carrot sticks, a bundle of which Hoid grabbed gratefully. In return, whattheHoid finally figured out what the deal was up with Vax, but was sworn to secrecy.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butterflutter the Seventh soon came to help his sister, armed with a lifetime supply of coconuts.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid brought down some Invested fermenting rain to ferment the coconuts really fast. Butterflies and his sister got drunk real fast.

 

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

They got so drunk, the butterflies lost their wings and the sister lost her ears.