The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Lordly was the name of the leader of the ducks.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Lordly the duck wasn't actually very lordly, but he thought he was.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Darkness covered the land, bleeding blackness because boingy boys bounce by bananas.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

The terribly tragic thoughts thoroughly thrashed the target twisted and twined by the tail tellers tongues. Suddenly a sound started screeching, stretching the strength of society's steadfastness. They solemnly sought to seek the source of the sorrowful sound. Then the darkness drugged up a doom dastardly and destructive. This harrowingly haughty horror happily harangued horrified humanity with his hijinks. Determined, they decided to destroy the demon, dashing his designs and dragging his distinction down. Dumbly, they didn't deal directly with the demon, deeming his desire diminished and not dire. Their rashness rose to really ridicule their erroneous rest. Then a preposterously pernicious phoenix pounced on the prince, as prophesied by Philip the first. With great guilt, they grew to regret the goal of getting good on their grievance. Then the fierce and fiery fiend found first the fat Fredric feasting on food from far and found. The ferocious fowl flew forward, fixed on flexing his fine features. And with that, the dark demon devoured the duke.

Edited February 7, 2019 by TheVillageIdiot

[Le Sigh]

In a surprising plot twist, Narrator Le Sigh revealed that the entire time the dark demon was actually...

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Dave.

Dave the Light Demon.

[Lunamor she/her]

The Lightness and Darkness canceled each other out, so Butt was able to declare Dave irrelevant and become the center of the story once again.

Edited February 7, 2019 by Lunamor

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Dave laughed evilly as he simultaneously faked his death while inhabitting Butt's mind.

[Lunamor she/her]

However, he acted exactly like Butt from that point onwards, so that was irrelevant to the story.

You guys. I have been posting on this thread so much that when I try and post on another thread, I automatically bold it without thinking.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Except that every time Butt mentioned the word 'potato', Dave made Butt jump in the air.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because it reminded him of his mother-in-law.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And because Dave was evil.

[BitBitio he/him]

Dave is my father. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

One day, Dave died while dipping drugs with dandy deer.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Buffalo bings. Wait...

[BitBitio he/him]

Wait is also my father.

[Silva]

What about Joe?

[Le Sigh]

Joe was killed during the chaos of the Canadian-Venezuelan war.

[+Ark1002]

His slayer was one of the Voidapple children.

[Lunamor she/her]

He was slayed for insulting waffles.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Insulting Waffles was also @BitBitio father.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

BitBitio's paternal past was tragic. 

[BitBitio he/him]

18 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

BitBitio's paternal past was tragic. 

As was his non-paternal past.

[whattheHoid she/her]

BitBitio was a special case as he had both a dad/s and no dad/s at the same time. Unfortunately for Bit, his personal multiverses kept bleeding into each other so his whole life was simultaneously new and redundant at the same time.