The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

Smeared in Nutella.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Topped with chocolate chips and toasted marshmallows.

I'm hungry now.

[BitBitio he/him]

And a little cherry.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And whipped cream with sprinkles.

[+Sorana she/her]

And christmas cookies!!!

[whattheHoid she/her]

And glasses of eggnog!

[Rebecca she/her]

And cookies and cream ice cream.

Edited November 15, 2018 by Rebecca

[+Sorana she/her]

And guacamole!

[whattheHoid she/her]

And a triple stack of even more guacamole!

[+Doomstick he/him]

The guacamole was made of green buttercream 

[old man moomba he/him]

Buttercream made of salsa.

[+Sorana she/her]

Butt thought about eating that and suddenly he felt sick.

[old man moomba he/him]

The man in the white suit ate Butt's sickness.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he died

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was a particularly gross death.

[Blessed peace he/him]

particularly gross death was rather crazy. hence the name

[BitBitio he/him]

And then Arnold returned from his vacation.

"Hi Urafius." Arnold said.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Hey Arnold!!" Yelled Urafius. "Nice new look!"

 

[Kidpen he/him]

Everybody chuckled at the puns.

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

Of course these were all sensible chuckles as everyone here was super sensible.

Edited November 15, 2018 by whattheHoid
What do you mean I forgot to bold? (*_*)

[Kidpen he/him]

The chuckles were actually not sensible and nobody here was sensible through the power of forgetting to bold your sentence. 

[+Sorana she/her]

It was this power, that held the world together.

[BitBitio he/him]

Without bolding, the world collapsed.

Fortunately, the story is bolded.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

One philosopher once said, "To bold or not to bold,"

He was sued by Shakespear.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The same philosopher said to Shakespear, "I bold, therefore I bold!"

Alas, Shakespear's twin, Shalespear took offence as it was he who spoke boldly first. He joined his twin in the suit.