The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Who died from falling off his bed.

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted, his bed sat on a cliffside.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The bed had sore muscles because it sat all the time.

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted, it was on a rocky cliffside.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It had to be rotated left and right, and right and left again and again to help with the sore muscles.

[Kidpen he/him]

Unfortunately it still had phantom pains.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So they hired Phantom Limb to help out.

Bonus mushrooms and guac for whomever gets the reference.

[Kidpen he/him]

Nobody got the reference, so Danny Phantom came too.

[BitBitio he/him]

And Eddie Fanta.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And Tim Pepsi.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

They all watched The Phantom Menace.

[BitBitio he/him]

8 minutes ago, whattheHoid said:

And Tim Pepsi.

Looks like you missed the reference to Chris Heimerdinger. :/

In other news, a bed, C3PO's arm, and three children have burned their own eyes out.

[Kidpen he/him]

Now 't was a bed, C#PO's arm, and three ch'dren.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

't was horr'ble. Because all the 's were burned out. Now no one could wr'te properly and no one could see the mustache of Bor'o S'ngald'.

[Silva]

All were sad.

[BitBitio he/him]

'ndeed, 't was qu'te unfortunate.

[whattheHoid she/her]

't made l'ife 'ndub'tly hard.

WHOOSH references flew past whattheHoid!

[Silva]

People began to be annoyed and refused to use the lost letter.

[BitBitio he/him]

It was because the mail company messed up that the letter was lost.

[Silva]

The letter was found.

[Blessed peace he/him]

Thanks to wax's brilliant detecting skills

[whattheHoid she/her]

And Wayne's neat Stick figure doodles.

[Snipexe he/him]

They were super helpful

[+Doomstick he/him]

For they were a stick 

[Snipexe he/him]

And Sticks always solves Sticky situations