The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

4 hours ago, Darkness_ said:

Why are we talking in bold

Well, we’re trying to make this the longest thread ever, and writing a random story was our excuse to make this thread in the first place. Things in bold are part of the story, and things not bolded aren’t. If you’re interested in helping us add to this thread, be warned that our story makes absolutely no sense most of the time.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Ranger Will decides to band together with his buddy-buddy group of friends and kill a ravaging chasmfiend boar.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The chasmfiend raged at being strikethroughed and rose out of the realm of cover-ups, intent on devouring the buddy-buddy group of friends, Ranger Will, and the ravaging boar.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

What happened to Butt venture? I havn't been keeping up with the thread.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Everything happens to Butt Venture. Because everything happens on this thread. He may have disappeared for now, but he will doubtlessly return sooner or later. Unfortunately...

[Rebecca she/her]

Uh, I’m not sure. Someone will bring him back into the story eventually though.

Will, Halt, and Horace fearlessly fought the enormous foreign beast, but to no avail. Their bows and sword were not the kind made to fight such monstrosities. “What ever shall we do!?!” They cried.

[BitBitio he/him]

"Never fear, Butt is here!" screamed Butt.

There. He's back.

[+Ark1002]

Then a thermonuke hit him.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

But before the nuke hit him, Uncle Brandy stepped in and stopped it with his mad sqylz, and chucked it back at whoever sent it.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

You know, I just had this feeling that a thermonuke was going to come up again really soon. Lo and behold.

Butt had never known he had an Uncle Brandy, but he was grateful for his inebriated relative's aid in chucking the thermonuke back to Narrator Ark1002.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Just to note, Uncle brandy isn't actually anyone's uncle. I just named him that on page 2.

Brandy proceeded to make Butt the butt of his jokes again, and Butt remembered why he hated Uncle Brandy so much.

Edited September 24, 2018 by MacThorstenson

[Apollyon he/him]

And thus began the recurring cycle of this thread. Brandy had a plan up his sleeve, a plan that involved putting Butt at the butt of every joke. About butts or otherwise.

[Kidpen he/him]

But Butt butted into Brandy who was making Butt the butt of his Butt butt jokes.

Edited September 24, 2018 by Kidpen

[Ink he/him]

They were very buttery

[+Doomstick he/him]

Except they were very buttermilky

[Niteshado he/him]

Butt that was irrelevant. Butt harnessed the his power and made the Thermonuke become irrelevant as well and simply disappear. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then they realized that 'irrelevant' was incorrect grammar. The correct word is 'unrelevant'.

[Niteshado he/him]

They realized they were morons again, per usual. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Then they realized that they were stuck in a time loop and had to work together to get out. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt butt couldn’t work with uncle brandy

[Archer he/him]

Then they realized that they were stuck in a time loop and had to work together to get out. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt butt couldn't work with uncle brandy

[Apollyon he/him]

They got out of the time loop. How they did was irrelevant. It involved ghanderflaffles though.

[Kidpen he/him]

Exactly 25 of them.

[Apollyon he/him]

The last 25 surviving ghanderflaffles after the multiple destructions of the universe. They were practically things of legend.