The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

Which apparently somehow made him more popular instead of less.

[Ink he/him]

Because they could be eaten or used to entertain people when they are bored in class. Very rarely did they hold papers together.

[Silva]

That’s what Staples’ staples were for.

Edited September 18, 2018 by Silva

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Whereas Steris staples were used to hold together lists of backup plans for when creating long threads.

[Ink he/him]

And narrator Firerusteze had a surplus of both.

[whattheHoid she/her]

But now, Uncle Sebarial had heard of this breadsticks company and decided as Highprince of Commerce that it was time to launch his StickyPumpkin Tack Company ®.

It was almost like it sounds, a thumbtack that was accidentally dropped in sticky pumpkin. Perfect for those cool Autumn nights.

Edited September 18, 2018 by whattheHoid

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

He decided that that pun was tacky.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So he rebranded it to Sticky Icky®. He thought it had a nice ring to it.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

However, Kyle found that these were bad for business. So he and Butt teamed up to bankrupt Sebarial.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Sebarial, however had a hidden cache of money and embarrassing photos of Butt and Kyle. He uses them.

[Kidpen he/him]

By inviting all of Butt and Kyle's friends over and showing them baby pictures.

[BitBitio he/him]

This was Butt's.

[Ink he/him]

No one could tell what end of the baby it was supposed to be.

[Kidpen he/him]

Because Butt and Kyle both had inexplicably face-shaped butts.

[Ink he/him]

It was very uncomfortable when their digestive tracts were not happy with what they ate.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Sebarial had also procured a picture of Butt and Kyle's parents. Which was which was up to you though.

 

[Kidpen he/him]

This revealed to Butt and Kyle that they were brothers, which they hadn't noticed before.

Edit: I'm stupid. 2016 it is I suppose.

Edited September 19, 2018 by Kidpen

[whattheHoid she/her]

They never noticed this before as they had underdeveloped eyes and due to the fact that Butt was always vying for Elend Venture's approval.

 

[BitBitio he/him]

5 hours ago, Kidpen said:

This revealed to Butt and Kyle that they were brothers, which they hadn't noticed before.

Edit: I'm stupid. 2016 it is I suppose.

Make it 2018, cause the year.

[Kidpen he/him]

39 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

Make it 2018, cause the year.

Yeah, but 16 is cosmere.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So it's 2016 in Cosmere in this story?

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Narrator Firerust rumbled in irritation at the lack of story in the last few posts, and ordered Butt to go and do something random.

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt refused, and instead filed his taxes.

 

[BitBitio he/him]

20 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Yeah, but 16 is cosmere.

*sudden burst of inspiration*

2222 posts.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Narrator Firerust stepped aside so the Stormfather could deal with the situation, but the Stormfather was pleased at Butt filing his taxes, so he allowed Butt to become a Radiant.